If I were to ask you who were the hottest women in the world related to the sports industry, I would guess that the majority of responses would include cheerleaders. If I were to then add to that question and ask which league has the hottest cheerleaders, I bet all the money in my wallet most people will say the NFL.
Well, that was before I began studying the beautiful women of the NBA. There are plenty of sexy cheerleaders that wear almost nothing running around cheering for their team in every NBA city. In fact, there are so many of these hotties, I had to make a slideshow dedicated to their beauty.
After hours of research, I will say that the NFL cheerleaders are not the hottest thing around anymore. In other words, the NBA has a some dancing skills and this slideshow is here to prove that.
I just want you to understand something about the Miami Heat cheerleaders.
They have so much talent, this photo had to be placed at 100. Trust me when I say that there are plenty more where this one comes from, plenty more.
This photo deserves one of these:
"That's what she said!"
This is Sherry. Sherry is one of the last people in Cleveland to hate Lebron James for leaving.
But that is only because she thought he would be back after his summer vacation to Miami. Come on now!
Now this is a good idea for a referee outfit. But only if the women look like the sexy Marissa.
This is what every fan wants during the halftime of the Orlando Magic games, a strip tease.
There is no sarcasm in that statement. Every fan wants a strip tease during halftime of the Magic games including Dwight Howard.
How hot do the women in Atlanta get?
If you like this shot, just you wait until the top ten my friend.
I don't think Kevin Durant is the only thing scorching in Oklahoma City anymore.
Take note of the title of this slide because this is the first of a few pictures taken from the Kings cheerleader scandal.
For those of you who don't know, there was a bunch of sexy inappropriate photos taken of the Kings dance team that made it on the internet. Some of the photos are so bad, well, they are ranked higher.
I am not sure where this babe is from but I can tell you that she is not going to be coming back anytime soon so enjoy her while you can because, before you know it, she will be gone.
The Hawks might be struggling to win in the post season over the past few years but I can think of two reasons why their cheerleaders are winning.
Why are the cheerleaders not wearing these boots during the games? On the same subject, why aren't they wearing those shorts either?
Oh wait, they do wear those short shorts. Nice.
There is not much excitement coming out of Milwaukee these days.
Thank goodness they still have a cheerleading team in the arena or the fans would really have nothing to watch during the game.
Isn't she so cute? Kat is so adorable. She makes players like Chris Bosh want to stay in Toronto.
Wait what? Not even Kat could convince him to stay up there? Whoops.
I am a fan of beautiful women. I am an even bigger fan of women wearing short skirts and tall skinny boots.
I will make this short and sweet.
The Nets stink and Brenna is hot. The End.
It looks to me that the Celtics could use a little help in the choreography department.
This is a sexy woman but she needs to be standing or facing the other way at least.
The optical illusion in this shot is the Best Western sign that she is holding.
Is it fair to look at a hottie holding a hotel sign? The mind is only so strong man.
When I say future, I am talking about the futuristic uniforms of the Magic cheer ladies in this shot.
I am just waiting for the flying car too.
What happens when hot cheerleaders dress in school girl uniforms?
Take a look and let me know.
Thank Tim Duncan, David Robinson, and Greg Popovich for this beautiful woman.
If not for them winning all those championships, the cheer leaders would be average at best and not scorching like this one.
Some women just don't make it easy on men, do they?
Shannon is wearing nothing but a black dress that is way too short on both ends. Thanks but go easy on us next time Shannon.
I just remember how much I love to watch cheerleaders at the games.
In fact, that is the reason I upgrading my season tickets.
When I was designing the Detroit Pistons dance routines, this is one of the moves I had them use all the time.
I was fired after two hours.
Did she just call me out? I think she did. She just called me out.
I guess I have to go on the court now and defend my dignity.
Here is a repeating storyline of the New Jersey Nets, losing.
They have already won two games this year which is like five more than they won last year.
This is one of those moments when I decide to cheer for da Bulls.
The Rocky Mountains are not the only thing that is a mile high.
You are now allowed to say, that's what she said.
I am not a fan of celebrating a holiday eight months prior to the actually holiday but since it was October when they did this, that is ok.
Some women belong in other places. Alexis should make a decision and take her talents to South Beach. I am sure I heard someone say that before.
Things are just starting to Heat up in Miami my friends, trust me.
Now this is what I like to see, a woman in a jersey that is probably meant to be worn with pants.
This look works for Ashley.
Even without Lebron James in Cleveland, the Cavs cheerleaders are still rolling around in style.
I am not sure why anyone would relax in that position but I am not complaining.
When you see a beauty like Nikki wearing a Bull across her chest, I forget the reason I loved the Bulls in the past.
What was that guy's name again? Oh yeah, Will Perdue.
A few things will need to happen for me to like the Clippers.
1) They need to win games
2) They need to leave LA
3) They need to leave LA
4) Just Leave LA already
The one reason I care about watching the Knicks is not to see what Amare Stoudemire will do. It is mainly to see the beautiful babes such as Sierra shaking it on the baselines.
The best part about this photo is that this was taken during a game.
Not even the cheerleaders went to the games last season, that is not good news Nets.
I always was a fan of women wearing cowgirl hats.
There is nothing sexier than a country girl. Nothing!
I have no idea why I titled this Six Shooters.
I just can not think of anything funny about the 76ers so I have to come up with something random to...Who cares? Just look at the pretty lady.
There are many things I want to do before I die, this is one of them. And I am not talking about doing a stand up split.
I am just glad to see a picture from inside Madison Square Garden that does not include Spike Lee.
But how do I know he isn't taking the picture?
Even Eminem knows the women from Detroit are sexier than almost every other city not named Miami.
This is my tribute to Breast Cancer Awareness. Nothing funny about that. The ladies and I are just showing our support.
Why would Lebron James want to leave Cleveland? Look at Jenna!
Other than Jenna, that is about it for Cleveland. I guess it was a good call for King James.
She is a Luvabull and she makes me love da bulls.
Some photos need no explanation. This is actually not one of those photos so let me say something right quick, wow!
I could also say DAMN!
Am I the only that is noticing how much smaller the NBA cheerleaders uniforms are getting?
Not that it is a bad thing, I am just pointing that out for you.
The Miami Heat dancers are the leaders of the NBA. Not only do they have one of the best basketball teams but they also own the hottest dancers in the NBA with ease.
Based on this picture, I was thinking that the A-Town Dancers from Atlanta were doing a dedication to one of the greatest coaches in college football history.
But then I watched the routine and quickly realized that was not the case.
If she walks past me at a Lakers game dressed like that, I would want LA to lose.
Now that is what we are talking about, right?
The jersey dress that is way too short equals awesome.
See? I told you it was a scandal.
This is here for obvious reasons but mainly because the right side of the frame is filled with a whole lot of talent.
I just remember where I parked my car this morning.
In the rear! I know it is cheesy but come on, you know you chuckled a little bit.
I am not sure why they decided to dress so damn sexy for this photo but I am guessing it has something to do with their audition tape for the next season of Jersey Shore.
You won't have to go to the Red Sox games to hear the song Sweet Caroline.
At least, if I were in Boston, I would sing this to her every game until she slapped a restraining order on me.
It is about time we get to admire the real beauty of the Blazers dance team, this chick.
I am not being rude when I call her a chick, I just don't know her name and she is smoking hot thus earning the title of chick.
This has to be one of the sexiest uniforms in the history of uniforms. It is almost as if she is wearing nothing but a towel.
Wait a minute, yep...that is a towel.
You don't have to have a Sports Nation poll to know that this should be the next uniform for the Sixers dance team.
A poll would be nice but it would solidify the fact that the nation is full of people who love hot women.
Aside from the most beautiful woman in San Antonio, Eva Longoria Parker, this is the hottest chick there.
At what point is it not appropriate to stare? Is there a time limit? Does it become weird after 1 hour or is that too long?
No one knows what is so funny and no one cares.
But we do know why they are standing so sexy and that is something we care about.
I think it was stated the best in the title. This team should run the city of Miami.
Not every woman on the Kings dance team was involved in the scandal and Jenn was one of those women.
Side note: It probably would have been nice to see her included in those pictures. If you don't agree, keep reading.
Don't you just hate it when you drop your change during a halftime routine?
When is it not a good time to pose like that?
How about when the rest of the team is dancing in the background during a timeout. FAIL
Some things are better left for the imagination, this is not one of those things.
She might be hot in Phoenix but she is also hot in anywhere she is at that particular moment.
The one thing I noticed first when looking at this shot was how cold it must be in the arena.
I mean, she does have a jacket on.
Do you notice something about these scandalous Kings photos?
The clothing is becoming more and more scarce.
What can be better than having one hot cheerleader in a photo?
How about five?
Does King James have to explain his choice anymore? The guy is smarter than everyone gives him credit for. He has millions of bucks, a chance to win a title, and you can multiply this photo times 31 to equal all the hot women in Miami.
It is one thing to have a body like that. It is another to be able to balance on a ledge with such ease while wearing such a great looking bikini.
I am not even a Celtic fan but I would be if she wanted me to be and any guy that says otherwise is lying.
So just be quiet and enjoy the Lakers for just another few seconds people.
I am not a medical doctor but I can tell you that she made the team.
I wonder how I figured out that she was a Sixers Dancer?
The best part about Shannon is that she is not the hottest woman on the Luvabulls.
And if you are a man you understand how that means that she is even hotter because she is not the hottest on the team.
When I say gifted, I am obviously talking about the badonkadonk that followed her into the photoshoot.
And they acted like they did not realize anyone was there about to take their picture.
It was probably Gilbert Arenas on his way back to the locker room to check on his arsenal after faking an injury.
I am beginning a campaign to let the fans vote for the uniforms for the cheerleaders in 2011.
This is going to be the top choice for Orlando, easy.
I am running out of things to say to describe how hot this team is.
No, seriously people. I need more adjectives here.
Cheney is so hot, I am starting to think she has that uniform painted onto that beautiful body.
I said it earlier and I stand by my statement about cowgirls. They are the hottest type of women in the world.
Do I have to tell you where she is from?
I will give you a hint, this is the 65th photo of this team. Still need help? Then you must not be looking at these slides.
No, seriously! She is too sexy for that shirt so go take it off please.
It does not take a mad scientist to figure out that the female form is molded from this beauty.
Do you know how lucky that guy thinks he is? He probably told all his friends about how he got to snap this shot.
It is too bad the guy taking the real picture, the one we get to see, is the real king of this shot.
Is there truly no where else to rest your hand?
I am not upset with her choice, I am just wondering. In fact, that is the luckiest hand at the game that night.
I am just going to let you enjoy this one for a minute...
Ok, time's up.
When you have a name like Destiny, you have one responsibility to the rest of the world, be hot at all times.
She, of course, got that memo.
How does the song go? It takes two?
I am quite certain this is what they thought about when writing that song.
Is it really fair that the Luvabulls are hiring former Miss America pageant contestants like the beautiful Ashley Bond?
It is starting to look like the Bulls can compete with the Heat for hottest dance team in the NBA. They could even surpass them in a few seasons. Now that is a competition worth watching.
I think the words you are trying to say are, "Fantastic and phenomenal!"
I will quote my man Keyshawn Johnson here, "C'mon Man!"
That is not even in the same ballpark as the rest of the pack. Wow!
Looks like just another day in the NBA offices.
When you see a picture like this, do you start to think about how awesome it would be to work side by side with these talented beauties every day?
No seriously? How much hotter?
You just have to love the camera man at the NBA games.
This photo is the epitome of the talent level on the NBA sidelines
OK, that is enough Heat!
I don't think I have ever seen so many hot women in one city before in my life. Is it possible that all the beautiful woman in the world move to South Beach? Amazing.
Even though he is not playing ball anymore, Michael Jordan is still scoring from the sidelines.
You know he has something to with picking these babes.
A lot of guys are Googling this chick right this second because she probably looks familiar but you can not figure out how you know her.
Here is a good hint guys, Brandy Blair. That is correct sir, she went from Atlanta Hawks to Porn.That is probably not the worse choice she could have made. At least she has not dated Tiger Woods.
This just in, she dated Tiger Woods.