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Message to Laveranues Coles: Get Over Chad Pennington

David ChuContributor IAugust 24, 2008

Dear Laveranues,


We all get. Really. You have a man-crush on Chad Pennington. You had a few good years with him. You were his roomate during road games. You trained with him in the offseason.


What with his cute hair, and his…what about his crappy arm? And his lack of mobility??


Get over it man! He’s gone, it’s over. What’s more is that you’ve traded up, you’ve got the hot chick now, and you’re blowing it because you’re so freaking heart broken...



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