Deanna Favre and The 20 WAGs With The Worst Taste In Men
Deanna Favre has had to suffer through more media scrutiny than any of us could ever imagine after sexual harassment allegations surfaced involving her husband, Brett Favre.
While we don't know the entire story for sure, one this is certain:
Deanna Favre's taste in men is definitely questionable.
But she isn't the only WAG to fall for the wrong guy.
Many of these lovely ladies make some pretty bad choices when it comes to their love lives.
Some of the men they date are cheaters. Some are abusive.
And some are just plain ugly.
Here is a list of the 20 WAGs with the Worst Taste in Men.
20. Kim Kardashian
The men Kim Kardashian has dated are far from ugly, and they seem to be decent guys.
So why is Kim on this list?
It seems like all the men she falls for are terrified of commitment.
19. Alicia Sacramone
I feel a little sorry for Brady Quinn's girlfriend, Alicia Sacramone.
But I guess she did choose to date him.
"I'm an NFL quarterback!"
"Sure you are, honey. Now can you take out the trash?"
If I had to spend that much time with that giant douche, I'd probably off myself.
18. Kiana Kim
Yes. This is Pete Rose's girlfriend.
She loves him for his personality.
17. Kate Hudson
First Kate Hudson married Chris Robinson, which is wrong on so many levels.
Then she dated A-Rod (enough said).
And now she dates Muse singer Matthew Bellamy and hangs out with the absolutely fascinating Rachael Zoe.
I wish I had her life.
16. Jamie Lynn Sigler
Jamie Lynn Sigler made the single most intelligent decision of her life when she broke up with Mark Sanchez.
You know how I feel about Brady Quinn. Multiply that by about 50, and you will have my feelings toward Sanchez.
15. Laura Hawk
Brady Quinn's sister is absolutely beautiful, and her husband A.J. Hawk is...well...
14. Eva Longoria-Parker
Tony Parker really hit the jackpot when he married Eva.
I'm convinced that he cast a spell on her which renders her temporarily blind in his presence.
13. Adrienne Williams
Who would willingly spend time with Chris Bosh?
He looks like a velociraptor.
He always has that stupid smile on his face.
And he's the afterthought of the "Big Three" in Miami.
I'd rather date Mark Sanchez.
12. Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz is dating A-Rod, and while that is a big mistake, Rodriguez isn't the reason Cameron makes this list.
I think that Justin Timberlake needs to see a doctor.
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to go through puberty by the time you're 30.
11. Adriana Lima
Adriana Lima's marriage to Marko Jaric goes against just about every law of nature.
I would put a picture of him in this slideshow, but my computer literally cries when I type his name into a Google Image search.
10. Evelyn Lozada
Evelyn Lozada is the girlfriend of Chad Ochocinco, and you have to give the girl credit.
Sitting through Chad's painfully awful television shows and taking a backseat to his pet pigeon would be a little too much for me to handle.
9. Jessica Simpson
Whether you love her or hate her, I think we can all agree that Jessica Simpson can do better than Tony Romo.
She went from super-hot Nick Lachey to super-nothing Romo...
And he broke up with her on her birthday!
8. Candice Crawford
What is it about Tony Romo?
Do blonds have some gene that I don't know about which makes them attracted to mediocrity?
7. This Chick
I don't know who this girl is, but I can definitely tell you she has bad taste in men.
Yes. That is Joakim Noah she's topless-swimming with, and I think I might vomit.
If I were to interact with Joakim Noah, this is exactly the opposite of what my choice of wardrobe would be.
I think I'd wear a turtleneck...and a winter coat...and a restraining order.
6. Coleen Rooney
When you find out a guy has a thing for prostitutes before you marry him, that might be a red flag.
I can't speak for all women, but hookers are a deal-breaker for me.
5. Vanessa Bryant
Infidelity aside, it has to be pretty tough to be married to Kobe Bryant.
I'm surprised that Vanessa has the time to look this good after waiting all day for Kobe to quit admiring himself in the mirror so she can get ready.
4. Deanna Favre
Brett Favre may not be the poster-boy for strong marriages, but Deanna could have done worse.
Don't believe me?
Check out the next three.
3. Elin Nordegren
We don't know exactly how many other women Tiger Woods slept with while he was married to Elin, but once you get into the double digits, you might have a problem.
Hopefully Matt Kemp has a little more respect for women than Rihanna's previous love interest.
I'm convinced that Rihanna just let Chris Brown beat her up because she was scared that fighting back would mess up his Gymboree outfit.
1. Tila Tequila
I don't know if I believe Tila Tequila's claims that Shawne Merriman physically abused her, but this is one former WAG that really needs a wake-up call.
She should focus less on dating people of questionable character and find some better things to do with her time.
A shower would be a nice start.
Followed by multiple STD tests.