Another restart, I push and I shift, clear track ahead, my car is running so swift.
Victory awaits me with 30 to go, everyone else is just too slow.
Another lap, ain't this fun, oops, a man named Edwards just issued me a bump and run.
I gather my wits and press the gas, a retaliation bump will surely allow me to pass.
- B/R Ticket Guide
He keeps his lead no matter how I try, he's too strong, I begin to cry.
The laps are gone, victory no longer in sight, I shall find this aggressor and pick a fight.
Using my car to bang and bash, his victory celebration is now trash.
Driving away I am feeling cool, suddenly the car is spinning, my seat collects a pungent pool.
NASCAR has summoned me for the post-race wreck, could this be the second week without a check?
Reporting from Bristol, I am David Yeazell.
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2 months ago
David, Again so enjoy reading your stuff.....and yes, let's hope there is some money involved for shrubber's little hissy fit!
from 2 months ago
Thanks Mary Jo, your just so kind. Kyle is such easy fodder lately. Question, is there a way to get more reads? Still trying to figure things out.
2 months ago
Kyle Busch is a sore loser. He did the same thing to Earnhardt Jr. and thought nothing of it because he didn't want Earnhardt Jr. to win a race. It seems that Kyle can dish it, but can't take it.
from 2 months ago
Kyle didn't bump and run Jr... they got together and both got passed. That was as much Jr.'s fault as it was Kyle's at Richmond
2 months ago
An absolute spoiled little wimp. Simliar actions in other sports would have took the wimp down. Had he been playing Baseball, in his next at bat the pitcher would have found his elephant ears with a high, inside fastball; Hockey, he would have been crushed into the boards, had his jersey pulled over his head and had the tar beaten out of him; Football, had his knees ripped apart with a viscious block. Even if he had been playing Ping-Pong he would have had the little ball rocketed into his not so pretty face. What a refreshing moment to see Mr. Clean, Carl Edwards spin the little wimp out after his baby like actions after the race. Now if just a few more drivers would stand up to the the wimp both from inside the car on the track and outside the car in a face to face confrontation, Nascar could become fun again.
from 2 months ago
Send us video from your house during Homestead weekend please.
I want to watch you have that aneurysm as the #18 picks up the Sprint Cup Championship flag and takes his victory lap.
"Boom goes the Dynamite!"
2 months ago
My favorite kind of poem. I admire your creativity. He really will be crying next season when Joey Logano is JGR's new favorite child.
from 2 months ago
Welcome home Sparky!
2 months ago
You live by the sword, you die by the sword and Cousin really did do what Shrub would have done to him. Great poem by the way.
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