Art Linkletter was an old TV host who had a segment on his show called "Kids Say the Darndest Things."
Art was right. But he could have also had a show called "Coaches Say the Dumbest Things."
Let's face it: These guys aren't where they are because they talk well or always make sense in front of a reporter. They get the big money because they know their Xs and Os.
But it gives us as fans great fun to hear these icons of sportdom spout absolute nonsense sometimes.
It makes them somehow less godlike and more human.
So let's take a look at some of the dumbest things said by SEC head coaches.