Wooooo!!! It's the SLOW LASSO!!!
I must say, this past weekend was a blast. It was a VERY good time...
Friday night it started off with the Griz game. I managed to bring in a pint of Seven into the game so things were interesting. I think the pint disappeared before half time...
Needless to say I had a great buzz, and the Seven coated my throat so I could yell some...just a little... :)
The Griz managed to tie the game at the end (with no help from Pau) and take it to overtime. Too bad Pau couldn't make a shot in overtime so they lost...oh well, I was drunk :)
And I had some beers afterwards...about 6 or so...so I was feeling GREAT!
The only shitty thing was that Bob was being an asshole because for some reason he thought he had to stay up with Forrest until I picked him up. I finally just told him to go to bed and STFU...
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He didn't like that :) He cussed me out via text message...priceless...
So, as for Saturday, it was the HUGE Memphis v. UAB game...Memphis was 0-6 versus UAB going into the game.
With the help of head cheerleader, long snapper, backup quarterback, and backup fullback Will Hudgens, Memphis managed a win!
Will got the spirit award for the game. He also helped us come up with one of the best moves to get the crowd going: The Slow Lasso!
To do this move, you have to swing your right arm in a slow, circular motion like you are swinging a rope, gyrate your hips and torso while making the most obnoxious WOOOOOOO sound you can.
If it is done correctly, you can lasso in any play and make your team win. This also has to be used with the "raise the roof" and "flapping your arms up and down every 5-10 seconds to get the crowd pumped" move.
Top it off with the Omega Arm Sign and your team can't lose. Also, it helps to have Bob do some random shit after a good play, like pointing his index and middle fingers in the air like Richard Nixon to signify a great play.
So far, the White Steve Maddens are 3-0 in big games...Hate them if you will, but those bitches are MONEY!
As for Sunday, I just hung out with the shit machine...once he gets all the poo out he is a pretty cool dog...I love that ugly bastard...
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11 months ago
are you fucking serious? this is a joke right? i cant believe i just read this piece of shit "article".
11 months ago
Hey Anonymous, cry me a river...
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