Sasha Vujacic, Maria Sharapova and 10 Athletes Dating Out of Their League
So Sasha Vujacic is engaged to Maria Sharapova. I see.
So the LA Laker that everyone hates the most has given us more reason to hate him.
I wish the happy couple well, but let's be honest, Mr. Vujacic out-kicked his coverage.
In other words, where I'm from, we call what Sasha did "coming up."
They made a movie from the same theme a few months ago.
I didn't see it, but would I be shocked to see Vujacic and his hairnet in the sequel?
As long as he brought these guys with him...
10. Claude Makelele (Noemie Lenoir)
You ever heard the term "playing with house money?" Well, Makelele felt so good about bagging Lenoir that he actually cheated on her (allegedly).
Here's what the couple looked like together.
You gotta love that "I'm the man" look ole Claude is sporting. Some guys...
9. Jeff Garcia (Carmella Garcia)
You can say whatever you want about Jeff.
But I don't know too many guys that look like this that have Playmates of the Year getting arrested for beating up another chick for looking at their man.
Can you say you've done as much with what you have?
8. Dennis Rodman (Carmen Electra)
I'm not sure she still looks like this.
But I am sure that when she did, he still looked like this.
I didn't understand it then, and I still don't understand it.
But I hear she isn't even the hottest chick he's bagged.
7. A J Hawk (Laura Hawk)
Not only did he get a hot looking wife, but she's actually the sister of another player.
Jason Taylor does it and you can see why.
Maybe she just wanted the cool last name.
6. Ronaldinho (Alexandra Paressant)
Most people would say the Ronaldinho will always be coming up no matter who he is with. I won't go there, but let's just say that Alexandra is a catch.
She's the one who claimed to have slept with Tony Parker even though he's married to Eva Longoria.
So apparently soccer isn't her only favorite sport.
5. Mark McGwire (Stephanie McGwire)
I have no beef with '"Big Mac." He admitted to his transgressions and moved on.
But he never told us what magic spell he used to get such a hot wife. And Mac has never been confused with anyone on any hot baseball players list.
Chicks do love the long ball, though.
4. Landon Donovan (Bianca Kajlich)
Since Landon is the only soccer star most people in the states can name right now, I think we'd be disappointed if he didn't have a hot wife like the Euro guys.
I don't think most guys care that he is rumored to have a love child over there.
Whatever it takes to make soccer work over in the states, I say go for it, LD.
3. Wayne Rooney (Coleen Rooney)
He is the biggest soccer superstar in the UK and can kick a pretty good ball. So no one over there probably thinks he came up.
But we Yanks know a come up when we see one.
Unless she's just a fan of Mad magazine.
2. Sasha Vujacic (Maria Sharapova)
Hey Sasha is definitely a handsome dude. Especially when his hair is done just right.
But Maria could have had any starter in the NBA, if that was her chosen sport.
Maria and Pau and no one blinks. Maria and Dirk, no problem. Maria and LeBron would shut down the internet.
1. Marko Jaric (Adriana Lima)
Marko Jaric. Where to begin...
Would it be fair to say that she is much better looking than him? Obviously. She is richer and more famous than him? Not breaking news.
How about that the $2 million bra she has on is worth more than his last NBA contract? Not sure but possibly true.
If Marco is reading this overseas where ever he is playing now, he is chuckling. Why?
Because she's his wife.
He out-kicked his coverage so far no one knows where the ball is.
Honorable Mention: Franck Ribery (Wahiba Ribery)
No words really needed here.
Euro soccer players have it going on.