Maria Sharapova is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Sadly, like many who share that title, she is now off the market thanks to someone well below her level of attractiveness.
Enter The Machine.
Sasha Vujacic and Sharapova announced their engagement Thursday, and the lucky Laker keeps getting richer. He's piggybacked off Kobe Bryant for two NBA title rings, and likely plans to etch his name onto the U.S. Open trophy if his fiancee wins it.
He may want to give up that dream.
Regardless, the union of these two athletes is one of the strangest in the sporting world. But is it historically the weirdest couple of all time?