Kim Kardashian: Ranking One of Sports' Hottest WAGs As She Turns 30

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Today is a huge day in the world of sports: Kim Kardashian turned 30.

OK, so there's a 99 percent chance you're not on this site because you want to hear the latest celebrity gossip, but we do have to throw a mini-celebration today in honor of one of sports' pioneer WAGs.

After skyrocketing to fame following a sex tape with R&B singer Ray J, Kardashian's newfound social status brought her closer to the world of professional athletes.

And all I can say is thank you for that, Ray J.

Kardashian has become arguably the most famous WAG in history, so let's celebrate with a power-ranking of her 30 hottest pictures on her 30th birthday.

No. 30: Badunkadunk

Kim Kardashian got her start in the world of sports when she began dating Saints running back Reggie Bush in 2009.

Maybe that's why the guy didn't run straight all season. He had better things on his mind.

No. 29: Just Keep Swimming

It would be hard for any man to concentrate when you know you have someone like Kardashian to go home to.

But is she a sports curse? After all, Bush has had a couple serious injuries since he hooked up with Kardashian.

No. 28: 99 Problems, But Kim Ain't One

Bush and Kardashian met at the 2007 ESPY Awards.

Just curious, what was Kardashian doing there? Maybe she was there to court Bush. Who knows.

No. 27: Honesy, Can You Rub My Back?

I've always wondered what attracts women--other than money and fame--to professional athletes.

I can't hate on Bush though. At least he's not one of those out-of-shape athletes with a younger wife that's way too hot. He's pretty damn jacked.

No. 26: Natural Beauty

I'm from New Orleans, and trust me when I say that every girl/woman in this city loves Reggie Bush.

He could probably have his pick anywhere he goes, but I definitely can't say he made a bad decision with Kardashian.

No. 25: Censored

At the end of July 2009, Bush and Kardashian split, and Kim K took a temporary hiatus from her career as sports WAG.

Was there every any doubt that she'd be back though? I think she wanted to cheer her man on for one last season.

No. 24: Bootylicious

Everybody loves a winner, even Kim Kardashian.

She and Bush resumed dating in October 2009. Hm, that's odd. Weren't the New Orleans Saints undefeated at that point?

No. 23: Sleepless Night

Kardashian returned to the WAG circle just as the Saints embarked on a 13-0 start.

Oddly enough, the Saints lost about two months later to the Dallas Cowboys. You'll see why that's weird later in the slide show.

No. 22: Pajama Pants

Kardashian's second stint as a fan of the black and gold paid off big-time as the Saints won the Super Bowl in February 2010 when she and Bush were still dating.

Would you be more excited about bringing home her or the Vince Lombardi Trophy?

No. 21: White After Labor Day

In March 2010, just one month after the Saints won the Super Bowl bowl, Kardashian and Bush split.

I'm not sure who broke up with who, but I think Kardashian probably ended it because that NFL title was old news by then.

She needed herself a new winner.

No. 20: Focus

After her relationship with Bush ended, Kardashian had a brief fling with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.

Have you seen that guy's list of WAGs? Ronaldo is the WAG king.

No. 19: Playboy Bunny

Kardashian and Ronaldo didn't last very long, but any time spent with Kardashian is good time.

I think Kardashian has a knack for guys who are super talented at any type of football. I guess I'm out of luck.

No. 18: Whiteout

For just about an entire summer, Kardashian managed to stay away from athletes--at least that we know of.

Her thirst for athletes had not gone away though. She needed to be with a guy who was popular at the time...

No. 17: Birthday Suit

So Kardashian started dating the fantasy football savior of the 2009 season, Miles Austin.

It's amazing how much Kardashian appreciates a guy who can catch passes and score touchdowns.

No. 16: Paparazzi

Kardashian went from a Super Bowl and Heisman Trophy winner to one of the best soccer players in the world to a Pro Bowl wide receiver.

I wonder if she has a checklist that requires the athletes she dates to have some sort of noteworthy accomplishment.

Seems like it.

No. 15: Frolicking

There should be some sort of unspoken NFL code that you don't date another player's ex-girlfriend, fiancé or wife.

Come on, Miles. I know she's hot, but that was kind of cold.

No. 14: Rear View

After an incredibly short romance--kind of like the Dallas Cowboys' playoff stints--Austin and Kardashian were already done as a couple.

The Kardashian curse seems to have struck again as Austin has been overlooked lately by Tony Romo as he tosses touchdown passes to Roy Williams.

No. 13: Tomb Raider

Something about that picture makes Kardashian look like Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.

Anyway, we've discovered that Kardashian has two things she looks for in the athletes she dates. They have to be good at what they do, and winning championships doesn't hurt.

No. 12: Hot Shot

So if Kardashian likes dating accomplished athletes who perform well at their sports, I have to ask this question: why did she date Ray J?

No. 11: Swinging Beauty

Looking into things a bit deeper, Kardashian also seems to like guys who are fast, on the field that is.

That means we can exclude any offensive lineman, kickers, punters and long snappers from the list of potential flings.

No. 10: Wear Pink

I'm sorry to all offensive guards and centers, but your lack of both quickness and acceleration pretty much guarantees you have no shot with Kardashian.

However, if you win a Super Bowl ring or two, that could change.

No. 9: Nude Night

The prototypical Kardashian athlete/boyfriend would be fast, talented and a winner.

Right off the bat, we can eliminate anyone from perennial NBA losers like the Minnesota Timberwolves, from NFL teams like the Detroit Lions and from MLB cellar dwellars like the Kansas City Royals.

No. 8: Sultry Socialite

Now that we know exactly what it is that keeps Kardashian coming back as a sports WAG, let's take a look at some possible future flings for the socialite.

Note: I don't know enough about soccer to consider any guys from the English Premiere League.

No. 7: Attitude

I think Shannon Brown of the Los Angeles Lakers should give it a shot. Why not?

The guy proves with his dunks that he's an athletic freak, he has two championship rings and it makes perfect sense because Kardashian's sister already dates his teammate, Lamar Odom.

No. 6: She's Gotta Be Cold

Titans quarterback Vince Young checks out on all three of Kardashian's requirement. He's fast, talented and he's a winner.

Plus, there's that Reggie Bush Heisman connection there.

No. 5: Long Hair, Don't Care

Mark Sanchez of the New York Jets isn't very quick, but the guy is pretty damn talented, and he;s proven to be a winner during his short time in the NFL.

I would really hate it if this happened, but you gotta think it's a possibility.