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Can't quite crack the chalk? SuperCam can!
After hanging 65 on Arkansas, Cam Newton leads the Tigers to war with the Bayou Bengals of LSU, who have found the weirdest ways to win.... ever.
As usual, here is my game prediction, in full detail:
LSU draws first blood with a field goal to take a 3-0 lead in the first. But here comes Cam Newton. He leads the Tigers down the field before he plunges in from a yard away to make it 7-3, Auburn. After Josh Bynes picks off a Jordan Jefferson pass, Wes Byrum connects on a short field goal, and Auburn leads 10-3 after the first quarter.
In the second, LSU adds a field goal to cut it to 10-6 Auburn, but then Mike Dyer gets the ball and finds the end zone from 13 yards out to make it 17-6, Auburn. Lee then comes in, and he directs a drive that concludes with a 24-yard TD pass to Terrance Tolliver. They kick the PAT, and it's 17-13 with a minute to go in the half. That's enough time for Cam! He directs the offense down the field before finding Emory Blake from 28 yards out, and Auburn leads at the half, 24-13.
Auburn stops LSU to start the second half, and here comes Cam. He leads yet another scoring drive that ends when he runs it in from 22 yards away. It's looking like all Auburn, right? 31-13? But Les Miles is LSU's coach, so it isn't over yet.
In the fourth, Ford scores from three yards out to make it 31-20. After a stop, LSU moves into FG range with five minutes left. After Auburn gets a stop on third down, LSU lines up to kick a field goal to make it only an eight-point game. But the kick is blocked by Mike Blanc, and Auburn still leads by 11. After chewing some clock, Patrick Peterson makes a huge tackle inside the five on an outside run by McCalebb to hold Auburn to a field goal. 34-20.
On LSU's next possession, they pick up a first down before the Mad Hatter, for some reason, puts Jefferson back into the game. Intercepted by Demond Washington, and Auburn gets its highest-ranked victory with Chizik as coach, beating sixth-ranked Louisiana State University. Auburn wins!
Auburn 34, LSU 20