I refuse to comment on “the team” boasting a near 91-percent appearance rate. That’s just sick.
Disgusting.
Montreal will hereafter be referred to as “those guys”—and those guys sure do a good job of winning.
No wonder Canadien fans tend to riot. They’re bored.
I intercepted a letter from Fletch to the North Pole this week:
Dear Santa,
I know it’s been awhile since I called or wrote,
But Mats has stopped taking my offers and Blake is broke,
If you could find the time for me this year for what it’s worth,
All I want for Christmas is one of Montreal’s playoff berths.
Love Cliffy
I’m not a player—I just crush a lot.
Next up, season play. Stay tuned.





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