Trying to understand the logic behind the world of professional sports can leave even the most knowledgeable fan with more questions than answers.
Here are just some of perplexities that have even left the all-knowing Sports Philosopher scratching his head in wonder.
Do English soccer fans call the show Hawaii 5-0, Hawaii 5-Nil?
Would it be considered cruel to serve an illiterate football player alphagetti?
How can you tell if Don King is having a bad hair day?
When arguing with an immature jockey, is it politically incorrect to tell him to grow up?
Would it be wrong for Pete Rose to place a bet to see if he’ll get into the Hall of Fame?