Bleacher Report's Douche of the Week: Brett Favre
Brett Favre was already a tool. We know this.
His "I'm retired/I'm not retired" shtick got old immediately, yet he did the same damn thing for three years. He's unapologetic for being one of the most self-centered athletes in sports, yet he's beloved by the media, which pretty much makes us hate him more.
But this new development takes the cake.
Sending cock shots to Jenn Sterger while you were both working for the Jets? Come on, Brett. Even you couldn't be that much of a douchebag. Could you?
It started in August when Deadspin ran a story about how Jenn Sterger had told AJ Daulerio about how Brett Favre had sent her pictures of his member and called her trying to hook up.
It was a fascinating story, but hard to believe considering that Sterger never came forward on the record and there wasn't any proof to back it up.
That changed yesterday, when Deadspin put up voicemails from Favre to Sterger in a video that included not one, not two, but three dong shots from the Ol' Gunslinger himself.
He's Just Having Fun Out There
Look, I'm not saying Favre is a douche for sending pictures of his package to some girl. We've all been there. Some of us twice.
But from what we can tell, these were unsolicited. Sterger never showed any interest, and Favre's desperate-sounding voicemails and then intimate picture messages are a sure sign of somebody who's not used to being told no.
Will He Cop to It?
Admitting to this could be the least douchey way of handling it, so there's no way he cops to it. He'll either ignore it or adamantly deny it even though there's audio evidence that he wanted to get together with Sterger (although, can you really blame him?).
So for being the creepy old guy, hitting on, and sending cock shots to my theoretical future wife, Brett, you are Bleacher Report's Douche of the Week.
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