Dear Beloved Thomas Brown Fans,

I have returned, and brought forth to ye a series of Twelve parts for your enjoyment.

The article I wrote was 18 pages in a word document, and Bleacher Report was unable to publish it all into one article.  That is how great I am.

I have come to denounce the procession of Equinoxes and slaughter all my foes.

It is time for It to come forth, the All-Mighty truth of the world!

Let the journey begin: On to Part One.

Sincerely,

Thomas Brown