I appreciate a good technical wrestling match as much as anyone, but I'd be lying if I said that's the only reason I watch wrestling.
Sure, Daniel Bryan and John Morrison can put on an instant classic in the ring, but they don't look anything like this.
Since 1993, the WWE has brought some of the hottest women on the planet into our lives.
I command them for that.
And just for you putting up with one-piece bathing suits during the PG era, I've decided that the wrestling fans at Bleacher Report deserve a reward.
Here it is: the 25 Hottest WWE Divas Ever!
I'll admit it. The entire goth thing that Ariel has going on kinda freaks me out.
Something about her makes me think, "Damn, this chick is an actual vampire."
But whatever. She still looks pretty good.
OK, so Dawn Marie came during my down period in wrestling, and she apparently is the head of some charity that likes to rip people off.
But I'm not handing out any humanitarian awards here, so she makes the cut.
The Bella Twins have the easiest job in the history of wrestling.
Literally all they do is is show up at Raw to look hot alongside the "guest stars."
Their theme song bothers me though. It starts off with: "You can look, but you can't touch." Why not?
Every "Hottest WWE Divas" list I've ever seen has always left off Stephanie McMahon.
Sure, she may not be an actual Diva per say, but she does look pretty damn good.
I'll give Triple H credit. He married an attractive woman who could get him the push he wants. Well done.
Does it bother any of you hardworking Bleacher Report readers that Rosa Mendes probably gets paid pretty decent money to jump rope.
That's pretty much all she does.
Ah, the perks of being hot.
Mrs. Undertaker--yeah, she is actually married to the Deadman in case you didn't know--has got to be the most annoying person on this list.
I almost left her off because the sheer tone of her voice makes me want to cut my ears off, but I decided that I'd give her a pass this time.
I wouldn't mind ripping that ball from her grasp, and throwing it at her though.
Ever since Gail Kim returned to the WWE after her time in TNA, she has been completely buried by the creative team.
Like I said, I appreciate good wrestling, and Gail is one of the few women on this list who can give us that.
Plus, I have a thing for Asians.
I really envy John Morrison. The guy looks like he's chiseled from stone, and apparently he has the abilities of Spiderman.
Oh yeah, he also dates Melina, the woman who just so happens to have wrestling's sexiest ring entrance.
I used to have a never-ending argument with one of my friends over whether or not Ashley Massaro was hot.
He would go on and on about how she doesn't look good. Blah, blah, blah.
Does he seriously mean to tell me he would walk away from her?
I'm a little too young to remember Sunny real well, so I googled her.
Turns out, I liked what I saw. She definitely brightened up my day.
Amy Weber is another one of those Divas that I never really got to see much because I was in a wrestling funk at the time.
I immediately regret my decision to ever step away from the "sports entertainment." I will never betray it again.
OK, so Eve has never connected with her move that she likes to think is a dropkick, but this list isn't based on wrestling ability.
If that were the case, I'm pretty sure that roughly 90 percent of the Divas on this list would not have made the cut.
Unfortunately for us guys, Tiffany is off the market thanks to Smackdown's "Chosen One" Drew McIntyre.
But didn't she just get the police called on her for allegedly beating the crap out of Drew.
I know she was cleared, but that could be a sign that the couple is on the outs. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
I thought it was a bit hypocritical that a creative team that probably features nothing but unattractive guys would make fun of Mickie James's weight.
If Pocahontas looked like that, I probably would have paid a lot more attention in History class.
Does that even fully qualify as a bathing suit? It sure doesn't look very supportive.
Anyway, if you want to see more of Maryse, I highly suggest you visit her website.
Make sure you're not busy though.
Do me a favor. Take a look at this picture of Layla, and then think about her LayCool gimmick.
Damn, I just ruined it for you, didn't I?
Former WWE Diva Marie is one of three conquests by CM Punk that you will find on this list.
Someone please explain to me what it is about this guy that makes him run through more Divas than I can reasonably fathom.
The highlight of Brooke Adams' very short WWE career was her run with Extreme Expose on ECW.
We all hate on the WWE's version of ECW, but I think we can agree that we got at least one good thing out of that show.
The woman with the longest legs I've ever seen was my first wrestling crush.
Not that you're even reading this, but I thought you might like to know that.
Not that you care, but I'm not into whips, chains, handcuffs, or anything like that like Lita apparently is.
But I would most certainly would have enjoyed switching places with Edge on this night.
Ever since Kelly Kelly was traded to Smackdown, I've found it hard to go anywhere on Friday nights.
We have one rule in my house, and one rule only: when Kelly Kelly appears on any WWE television show, you must inform everyone in the house.
That picture probably pushes the limits of what is allowed on this site, huh?
Candice Michelle may not have been able to perform a simple clothesline, but at least she looked good.
Take a good long look at this picture of Sable, fellas. You may never see a Diva on the cover of Playboy ever again.
Thank you, PG rating.
I started looking for pictures of Trish Stratus, and twenty minutes later I realized that I had gotten exactly zero work done on this slideshow.
I chose this picture in hopes that there will be more women who wear outfits like that when they work out. Maybe I'll actually find my way to the gym.
There are plenty of pictures of Torrie that I would have put on this slideshow if it wouldn't get me banned from Bleacher Report.
I suggest that you google her. But only if you're of age in your state, province, or country.