Jeanie Buss of the Los Angeles Lakers: Hottest Future NBA Starlet Owner Ever?

Lake CruiseAnalyst IOctober 7, 2010

NBA Commissioner David Stern and Jeanie Buss, daughter of LA Lakers owner Dr. Jerry Buss
NBA Commissioner David Stern and Jeanie Buss, daughter of LA Lakers owner Dr. Jerry BussKevork Djansezian/Getty Images

Which NBA executive would look better in a sexy tape, or a nude Playboy magazine spread: Jeanie Buss of the Los Angeles Lakers or San Antonio Spurs owner Peter Holt? 

Before you answer that, and you can’t be serious to even think about it unless you are former Spurs and Lakers rebounding machine Dennis Rodman, allow me to bust a move and tell you.

Ms. Buss has been there and done that nude Playboy magazine spread thing, and she has also shown her wonderful wares for Sports Illustrated.

She dumped the former poster illustration for sports brat, John McEnroe, and she gave in with her stunning smile to the booming voice of Lakers head coach Philip Douglas Jackson.

Her smile while she’s in a low-cut black dress could end the war in Afghanistan if she were to negotiate with the Taliban and Al-Qaeda for a peace treaty.

With a microphone in front of her, she inspires fantasies that only stalkers of stud-muffin Erin Andrews could possibly dream up.

As the inspiring and down to earth woman she is, Jeanie will take the time to pose for pictures with swooning Lakers fans and she often watches Lakers games from the stands.

Stand back, young men, if you think she is for you though—Coach Jackson is all the man she needs, and she is the entire woman he needs. 

But if Phil ever needs help off the bench, then I’m the man: I know for a fact that they both enjoy lake cruises, or cruises on the lake if you prefer.

Sorry, babe, I know I told you I’d be true, but Jeanie got a big old championship ring; not to mention a bank account that could possibly rival Queen Elizabeth’s.

A red carpet queen whose name rings bells, her Hollywood pals once included Paris “Is Who We Thought She Was and We Let Her Off the Hook” Hilton. 

No word on whether or not Hilton’s wild lifestyle closed the cell bars on this friendship.

The friendly Executive Vice President of Business Operations for the Lakers, “You Dream of Jeanie” received her paper work in business administration from USC.

Do you disagree with me that Phil is the luckiest NBA coach off the court? The woman in his life happens to be the hottest future NBA owner ever. 

But if you know of any future NBA owners who you believe are hotter, then let me know and I will possibly analyze and retort.

Jeanie’s California Twitter account reveals that she had only one wish for her birthday, and that wish had to do with the No. 3. 

As a writer, the possibilities are endless, here, but I will leave that one alone for now.

I will have to leave you alone now, because I have work to do.