According to a report from TMZ, Ines Sainz, the titillating reporter who recently created quite a stir in the New York Jets' locker room, has received an offer from Playboy to pose nude on their cover.
Her sideline attire already resembles a cross between a Maxim pull out and the Sport Illustrated swimsuit issue. Playboy seems like the next logical step.
That sound you hear is millions of teenage boys' jeans getting tighter.
That other sound you hear is their collective groan of disappointment once they realize she can't accept the offer due to her contract with TV Azteca.
That doesn't mean we can't imagine the possibilities...