Read My Lips, Mike -- It's the Philosophy
So, you popped some NoDoz and stayed up all night watching horror films -- the first three games, and decided to bounce Jimmy Raye, the man who loyally carried out your wishes for your brand of offense. This is not like you, Mike. You have always been a man of deep intellect, integrity, and loyalty.
We know Alex Smith is a terrible thrower. He will always have mucho interceptions because in six years he hasn't learned to get his passes down and tipped balls are part of his makeup. But, you keep saying he is getting better. At this rate, I'll be 100 before he does.
I'm about to turn 68, Mike, on October 9 which is the same birthdate as John and Sean Lennon, Jackson Browne, and YOU. We're Libras, Mike. We are very fair-minded, balanced and able to see both sides of an argument. We are NOT rigid and unbending.
If it's films you want to see, Mike, don't watch your own. That's the last thing you need to see. I have one to recommend to you. Watch the final drive vs. Dallas in the 1981 NFC Championship Game. Bill Walsh was the master of adapting his team's talents rather than forcing a philosophy down their throats. This drive demonstrates the brilliance of that man and you can certainly learn from it. Watch how quickly the Niners got up to the line of scrimmage and the absolute brilliance of the play calling. Nobody knew what was coming next. Here it is:
While 49er fans are wiping tears from their eyes, here is some advice. Your stubborn adherence to Dinosaur Ball has resulted in some very poor personnel decisions, which make you look like Head Troglodyte. First, you inexplicably cut Michael Robinson with the stupefying comment that you didn't know how to work him into the offense. Neither did Mike Nolan.
MRob was an excellent blocker and was a top wide receiver and quarterback at Penn State before Nolan got brain-lock and decided to make him a running back. In 2008, under YOU, he caught 17 passes for over 200 yards in just the last half of the season. His circus catch helped you win vs. the Redskins. And you use Moran Norris as a receiver in a clutch situation? As Michael Irvin would say, "COME ON, MAN!".
MRob was a special teams captain and team leader and our best special teams player. You cut him!
Then, Diyral Briggs gets snatched from our practice squad. The kid is a future star. Why don't you grab him back off Denver's PS and activate him? He can't do any worse than Parys Haralson.
Finally, your biggest bonehead move was to cut NATE DAVIS. What are you thinking? Alex Smith has been given six years to demonstrate he is the checkdown king of the NFL. I have seen every 49er QB since Frankie Albert and Alex will NEVER be a quality QB.
Nate Davis needs to be activated IMMEDIATELY to protect him from other teams. Activate him and bring in a QB mentor to work with him 24/7. Play him in a spread offense and start throwing downfield. Use Westbrook in the backfield with Gore and get rid of Norris. Caulcrick will fit in much better in a wide open offense.
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