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In an earlier article, I stated that I can wait for college football season to start. That was mainly talking about football and clinging to LSU’s success of last year...

A Love for College Football Tailgating: An Interactive Article

by Justin Goar (Senior Writer)

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Opinion

August 14, 2008


In an earlier article, I stated that I can wait for college football season to start.  That was mainly talking about football and clinging to LSU’s success of last year.

 

However, as we find ourselves in mid-August, I find the itch returning (and not the one I use a topical cream for).  While I could still stave off the football thirst a little while longer, the urge to tailgate has just become too great.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I am a shameless tailgater—and I’m not afraid to admit it.

 

When I say I’m a tailgater, I’m not one of these guys who shows up two hours before kickoff, drinks your beer, eats your food, and leaves.

 

I’m the guy with the tailgate spot.  I’ve been in the same place since 1995.  I’m one of the stops you make on the way to the game.

 

My team is LSU.  We have 7:00 pm kickoffs.  On game days our stadium holds 92,000-plus, but our campus welcomes 125,000.  Why?

 

Tailgating, that’s why.

 

I get up when the sun starts thinking about whether it’ll go in to work that day.  I’m out at our tailgate spot when the mosquitoes haven’t called it a night yet.  On a good day, we’ll get in 12 hours.

 

I live in Southern Louisiana.  Many men have their hobbies down here.

 

I don’t fish, I never hunt, and I haven’t picked up a golf club in years.

 

I tailgate.

 

I’m out of pocket for seven weekends a year.  If you need me, you’ll have to come to Tower Drive in front of Coates Hall on the campus of Louisiana State University.  That’s where I’ll be for every LSU home game, rain or shine.

 

I’ve missed one tailgate in 10 years, and that was my mother-in-law’s wedding.  I still showed up just in time for kickoff.

 

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  1. Michael Oleszek 11 months ago

    First off, GREAT ARTICLE! Second, its my pick of the day.

    When Florida kicks off against Hawaii this season it will be my 24th Gator game, and each trip to see them play has varied from one year to the next. I used to roll into town with the stereo in my car cranked, playing anything from Black Sabbath and Metallica to Nelly and Jay-Z, then hit the bars on University Ave. before scalping a ticket to the game. Now that I am a bit older, (and married), the tailgate rituals have changed:

    Food usually consists of basic staples: Fried chicken, chicken tenders, chips, salsa, dips, etc. Morning tailgates for a noon or 12:30 kickoff MUST include doughnuts and coffee. Nothing fancy, as we are big believers in substance instead of style. The tailgate is not without alcohol, as there is usually a ton of Bud Light and Corona Beer, plus Jack, Crown, Captain, an assortment of vodka, plus Malibu and Bacardi flavors for the ladies. For the morning tailgates, kaluha is along for the ride; and this is a definite MUST HAVE for the early morning: Whisky Willie's Bloody Mary Mix. That stuff is awesome. Add in a case of bottled water and a case of Gatorade to replenish after the game, and we're pretty much set.

    Other than that, we do it pretty basic and low key. We listen to pregame radio shows, music, talk to any opposing fans, socialize with each other, and then go to the game. We park in a private lot just a short walk from the Swamp, which makes it easy to find our way back.

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  2. Justin Goar 11 months ago

    thanks michael. great to hear your story. might i reccommend never getting drunk sick with kaluha in your system.

    these are the kind of lessons that should be passed on through generations.

    i forgot to mention that i make a regionally famous bloody mary. although that region resides within the confines of our tailgating area.

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  3. Brian Scott 11 months ago

    Great write up! I usually try to do a luau theme for the first game of the year when it's still blistering hot. We call it "Tigeritaville". My group is called the Meaux Jeaux Tailgatin' Tigers and we roll in the LSU Law School parking lot. We also have a couple of resident chefs who always keep the spread interesting.

    Last year for the Florida game I went to the Louisiana Seafood Exchange and bought a few pounds of gator filet. Grilled, deep-fried, doesn't matter - gator meat is good stuff!

    We often tailor the menu based on who we play - "To defeat thy enemy we must first consume him".

    My POTD!

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      thanks for the vote.

      we sometimes will tailor the food around who we play. gator meat is indeed good stuff. we don't usually do a theme for the first game of the season but i think our luau is the north texas game so it'll be pretty hot that day.

      y'all aren't actually that far away from us as the parade grounds seems to be the only thing that separates our spots.

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  4. Nic Gulas 10 months ago

    Great article here. I completely agree that to throw a good tailgate you have to sacrifice your own fun for others at times, but it is always worth it. The out of pocket line is no lie either.

    One of the things Im looking forward to in Baton Rouge this year is seeing the tailgating atmosphere, and I will be sure to stop by.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      Please do so, however it looks like i will be missing my second ever tailgate for this game as my wife is due two days before the game.

      it's gonna kill me to miss it.

      maybe she'll be late (don't tell her i said that!)

      my friends really don't think i'm going to miss it even if she does have the baby around that time.

      we'll see, with my luck i'll be watching the game from the hospital.

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  5. Eric Plant 10 months ago

    Nice article. Like many others on here, I can appreciate your passion for tailgating. Our tailgate seems to continue to grow with each season and each game. We tailgate behind the left field wall of Foley Field (baseball field) in Athens. You know a tailgate has some legs when folks start making it a regular stop on game days. We have food, booze, music, TV, Corn Hole, and did I mention booze? We also take pride in welcoming visiting fans with open arms. I can't believe my 108th Georgia game will arrive in only 16 days! I can already smell the grill. GATA

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  6. Eric Plant 10 months ago

    It's the bean bag game with two boards with a hole in them. I guess folks call it different things. We made our own and I've yet to run across any that are of higher quality. They definitely turn heads.

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  7. Eric Swing 10 months ago

    "Our “Around the World” tailgate has grown exponentially in the last few years. Our neighbors always seem to join us for that one. We assign each person a country from which they bring a 12-pack of beer.

    Then at some point during the day we have an organized group “tasting” where we down 35-40 shots of beer from everywhere imaginable all the while proposing toasts to honor the country of origin or to pay tribute to our Tigers."

    Thanks for the idea! Our idea is a different main food item each week. We've got some pretty good ideas for the year, but we'll be paying tribute to a different group of Tigers. Great article...I'm gettin' antsy waitin!

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  8. Justin Goar 10 months ago

    thanks. it's too good an idea to keep to ourselves plus i'm sure we weren't the first to think of it and we won't be the last.

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  9. shelby lundin 10 months ago

    "Then at some point during the day we have an ORGANIZED group “tasting” where we down 35-40 shots of beer from everywhere imaginable all the while proposing toasts to honor the country of origin or to pay tribute to our Tigers."

    Hi Justin,

    Just was wondering where this word comes from at a TDT tailgate. Did I miss this part of the tailgate? Also great article and made me upset I am missing the Appy State game but will be there for Troy.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      i forgot, were you there for AU last year? that was ATW.

      by organized i mean about 60 people gather round and we drink our shots of beer one at a time amongst pomp and frivolity.

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  10. Toby Parker 10 months ago

    Justin is way too modest. I happen to think we kick multiple layers of ass!!! We welcome all comers, as long as you are cool and you bring hot chicks... :-)

    TDT Rulez!!!!!!!!!

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      well said by one our co founders.

      thanks for the vote!!

      "as long as you are cool and you bring hot chicks... :-)"

      or if you are hot chicks for that matter.

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  11. Trent Alderman 10 months ago

    Alright so I'm 18 and I''ve been going to UVa games since I was 10. Now I know that UVa isn't the biggest football school in the nation and all that and I've missed a game here and there but I love our tailgating rituals. We aren't the typical wine drinking UVa fans. We pull up in the Fontaine Research Center parking lot in a mini van, honda civic, and gmc envoy and we break out the mini coleman grill and throw some coals in. We usually sit with the radio on and listen to the pregame talk or we watch other ACC games on the mini tv. We usually enjoy chips and dip and a donut or two for desert, or if we're lucky my aunt makes bunt cake for my uncle to bring with him. The uncles and my dad enjoy a beer or twelve while I sit with my diet dr pepper. But it's some of the most fun I've had just chillin debating who's gonna win, my uncle is never confident in the team, but I usually find a way to convince them otherwise. It really saddens me that this year we won't be attending many games because we gave up our season tickets thanks to the stupid reseating program.

    I really hope one day when I'm older that I can do the same things you guys do and head down to Scott Stadium every week to watch the Cavs. Hopefully by then they might actually win the ACC one year. But come Sept. 1 I'll be heading down to Charlottesville to watch the Cavs take on USC, and though they'll lose by 50 points I've got a good feeling that I'll still have just as much fun as I've always had.

    Love the article man, my POTD.

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  12. Trent Alderman 10 months ago

    Alright so I'm 18 and I''ve been going to UVa games since I was 10. Now I know that UVa isn't the biggest football school in the nation and all that and I've missed a game here and there but I love our tailgating rituals. We aren't the typical wine drinking UVa fans. We pull up in the Fontaine Research Center parking lot in a mini van, honda civic, and gmc envoy and we break out the mini coleman grill and throw some coals in. We usually sit with the radio on and listen to the pregame talk or we watch other ACC games on the mini tv. We usually enjoy chips and dip and a donut or two for desert, or if we're lucky my aunt makes bunt cake for my uncle to bring with him. The uncles and my dad enjoy a beer or twelve while I sit with my diet dr pepper. But it's some of the most fun I've had just chillin debating who's gonna win, my uncle is never confident in the team, but I usually find a way to convince them otherwise. It really saddens me that this year we won't be attending many games because we gave up our season tickets thanks to the stupid reseating program.

    I really hope one day when I'm older that I can do the same things you guys do and head down to Scott Stadium every week to watch the Cavs. Hopefully by then they might actually win the ACC one year. But come Sept. 1 I'll be heading down to Charlottesville to watch the Cavs take on USC, and though they'll lose by 50 points I've got a good feeling that I'll still have just as much fun as I've always had.

    Love the article man, my POTD.

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  13. Trent Alderman 10 months ago

    Oh yeah sorry for posting that twice.

    And also, I really want to apologize to all you LSU fans.

    I unfortunately did not have the monetary resources to come down and see the Tigers destroy VT last year and it saddens me oh so much.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      no problem, i'm sorry to say that VT was one of my all time favorite tailgates. we had about 20 of them at our spot.

      we were the hot spot that day.

      also i wouldn't worry too much about this year, at 18 you have many good years of tailgating left!!!

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  14. Gabe Le Bleu 10 months ago

    I've been to a TDT party and ain't no kinda party like a TDT party 'cuz a TDT party don't quit.....and no kinda party like a TDT party 'cuz a TDT party is tha sh*t.

    That is all.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      our tailgates always go up a notch when local celebrity "the cajun sensation" graces us with his presence. he's kind of a big deal.

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  15. Scott Tully 10 months ago

    Great article. Why I want to transfer to a school in the south. Growing up in the San Francisco Bay Area people out here just don't get what it means to be passionate about a school or team. Reading articles like this get me excited for what I have to look forward too in life when I go down to the south.

    The only question I have for you is why would you marry a woman whose mom would get married on the same day as a LSU home game? OR a better question who is the guy she married? The two of them need to fix it real fast.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      toby is right, we welcome all comers so if you ever make down to baton rouge we'd be glad to have you.

      why does anyone marry anyone else?? love or money.

      and neither of us have money.

      my in laws don't care much for football. they at least had the common decency to have the wedding at 10 am. it was about an hour and a half away from BR so like i said i was there in time for kickoff which was at 2:30.
      also it was the only game we lost that year......coincidence?????!!!!!!!

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  1. Scott Tully 10 months ago

    LOL. That's classic. And yes you can, or I'm sure you have already blamed them for that Tiger loss. Love the passion you bring. Thanks for the offer. Plus I didn't mention I can't wait to see how nice the girls are in the SEC as well.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      that seems to be where everyone in the SEC agrees no matter the school, the women down here are incredible. while i know that LSU is highly represented i have no problem telling you that schools like florida, ole miss, uga, AU, south carolina, alabama, UK, tenn., etc etc are populated by some of the sweetest looking females on the planet.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      i didn't realized you're a college pitcher.

      dude, transfer down here, i don't know how it is in cali, but down here the ladies go crazy for baseball players. seriously, the girls love football as a sport but they love baseball players. you'd pull like a superhero down here.

      you could pick and choose.

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    • Matt Smith 10 months ago

      Being from North Carolina the baseball statement is totally true. You will be laid for many months to come.

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  2. Scott Tully 10 months ago

    I pitch, but my real love is football. I played QB at the University of Nevada but got injuried. So I had to go back to the less contact sport. It's bitter sweet during college football season because I get to watch every game but I also don't to play the sport I love. I want to go down there bad. Thanks for the support and advice.

    Trust me I know about the girls. My dad wrote a book last year and he took me to LSU and Texas for his research. It was unreal. I know it's not on football, but it still has a chapter on LSU baseball. Pretty cool book. Coming out soon:
    http://www.mcfarlandpub.com/book-2.php?id=978-0-7864-4128-0

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  3. Long John Silver 10 months ago

    boy did i digggg this one

    mate - am a Gator and Wolverine

    both in gainesville and ann town - we are suckers for dark stouts - Irish pubs

    Durty Nelly's http://www.durtynellysgnv.com/

    Connors http://www.conoroneills.com/annarbor/gallery2/default.php?g2_itemId=1083

    is when the tail gating starts .... then onto the big HOUSE !

    ohhh thanks - for the article, brought back so many memories ..... so many memories

    thanks J

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  4. Long John Silver 10 months ago

    next time you come to ma crib in ann town - make sure to send me a message

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  5. Long John Silver 10 months ago

    gave it all the starz i can

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  6. Long John Silver 10 months ago

    gave it all the starz i can

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  7. Justin Carter 10 months ago

    I didnt go to a big time D-1 school, but I did play ball before I graduated from Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. I am sure most of you are unfamiliar with the amount of partying that takes place in that small town in Statesboro, GA, but let me be perfectly honest no one party's any harder than those kids.

    Remember going to a work party or a friends house right after college when they are attempting to act more mature. Imported beer and wine is being served instead of natural light and Jager Bombs. Everyone is having a good time, but not getting crazy and acting stupid.

    The next time you are at one of those type of gatherings notice the loud drunk guy doing keg stands in the corner. I gaurantee he or she for that matter went to Georgia Southern.

    All I remember about tailgating is that I remember hearing Elton John's "Saturday, Saturday" blaring from the living room, waking up no later than 6:30am, cracking my first cold beer in the hot tub by 7am, driving down to the grocery store to pick up some meat to smoke (and of course more cold guys ((beers)). Un-Godly amounts of shots, beer funnels, food blur my vision, but I do rember coming to every weekend crammed next to 8 other people in a 4 person hot-tub in my living room, girls dancing on the keg- o-rator and the coffee table.

    Sorry I did not mention football, but down there it is just a reason to party. Understand that GA Southern does not have many people above the age of 28 attending games, and very few children. Just college kids packed in an open field doing what they do best, PARTY!

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    • Justin Carter 10 months ago

      Great article, and I apologize for the rant. I got caught up in the momment.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      nah, don't worry that's what this section is for especially for this article, i want to hear about others' experiences.

      i've never had the good fortune of partying in statesboro but i'd like to one day. sounds like i need to rest up my liver.

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  8. GatorTailgating.com 10 months ago

    As the owner of GatorTailgating.com, and an official admirer of LSU tailgating, I've got to say I echo your entire article from top to bottom. The grilling, the beer, the football, the women, the music, the sh*t-talking......I Could go on and on. My only question is: Why would you ever go to a game and NOT tailgate?!?! It's like going to prom and not getting laid afterwards.....its just a waste!

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  9. Lisa Horne 10 months ago

    Dude! This rocks! You have given me ideas for parties at home. I wish I could do the tailgatin' thing, but I don't think work would be too happy about that. (see? there's advantages to not working for a news agency!) Sounds like a blast..if I'm in La for a game, I'm finding you! You are a blast.

    FIVE STARS

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      you have a standing invite to our spot anytime you're in Baton Rouge.

      plus i'd have many friends who'd try to put on the best show possible for a trojan.

      thanks for the kind words.

      oh and tell work you can tivo the games. they probably still aren't buying that huh?

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    • Lisa Horne 10 months ago

      But will you still give me an invitation if I show up in blue and orange? Chomp Chomp.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      one of my best friends dates a gator, so we will....against our better judgement.

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  10. Mitch at sportschatplace.com 10 months ago

    Nice read. As a cane fan we own not only the longest home winning streak in NCAA history but more importantly the NCAA tailgate winning streak. WHile we don't get the crowds of the SEC and a little harder to tailgate in Little Havana we've managed to hold our own, not so sure what the new diggs will be like.
    POTD!

    Note to Editors: I know you guys work hard and for the most part do a fabulous job however, when you make every 2 sentences a paragraph it makes the post choppy and it loses the authors personality, not usually as enjoyable nor as it was intended or written. If the writer wanted it that way they more than likely would have written it that way.

    Mitch

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  11. Nikki Barbre 10 months ago

    As a fellow TDT'er... and one of the resident "hot chicks"... I must do my duty to make this the POTD.

    I haven't read anything else... but, hey, whatev. Just think... 16 days, baby! Now go update our Myspace page! =)

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  12. Matt Ellenberger 10 months ago

    Great article, My pick of the day, hands down.
    I'm all about the tailgating, man. From the pro sports end, its pretty dismal where I live. They won't let you tailgate at the Metrodome, so that rules out Vikings, Twins and Gopher games (at least for the time being). I've tailgated High School football games, baseball games, and even hockey games. Its a trip, let me tell you, grilling when its -20 degrees out. This article makes me miss football season, good work!

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      thanks!!

      yeah as great as tailgating is in Baton Rouge, it kinda sucks for Saints games for the same reason as minnesota but the french quarter is close by so many saints fans begin and end there.

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  13. Marshall Courtney 10 months ago

    Great read man. I am A HUGE LSU Fighting Tigers Fan. I am currently looking for some Florida game tickets for a roadtrip and Georgia home tickets. I will have to try and find y'all at one of the games I attend this season, which I am on the edge of my seat for.

    Good luck with this year's tailgating!

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  14. SEC Idiots .com 10 months ago

    LSU fans sometimes have a bad rap, but the visitors who have been to Baton Rouge know the majority are fans like your group. I wore all red to a game there and was still treated like royalty. The food was great, beer was cold, and some old man offered to let my buddy and me crash at his house and have his wife cook us breakfast the next day.

    "I don’t fish, I never hunt, and I haven’t picked up a golf club in years.

    I tailgate."

    I Love it. Great work. Great read.

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  15. Jimson Cuenta 10 months ago

    Congratulations on achieving your 4th Pick of the Day article... You are now in ELITE company, lol :)

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  1. Justin Goar 10 months ago

    thanks jimson!!

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  2. Bill Burkett 10 months ago

    Even though your Tigers did spank my Buckeyes, I've gotta give you props for the article...I've had the pleasure of experiencing LSU and Ole Miss tailgates and they sure know how to prepare for the game...took my son up to Columbus for the Buckeyes-Illinois game last year...guess I picked a bad one to go to....the tailgating was incredible, City BarBQ specialties on a crisp autumn afternoon outside the Horseshoe was definitely a highlight of the trip, much better than the game in fact

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  3. Mary Jo Buchanan 10 months ago

    Great read and five stars. There is nothing like tailgating for sure. My husband and I went to West Virginia University and they do know how to tailgate there. Of course, there is not much else in the state to do except to party for their biggest football school. But it was serious stuff even for WV! Now we are huge NASCAR fans - there are nothing like race fans partying hearty in their RVs. And these tailgates go on all weekend long! Thanks for sharing your great memories and for having all these others do the same.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      thanks mary jo.

      i have a friend who works on the strength and conditioning team at WVU now so maybe sometime soon (on an LSU off weekend) i could make a visit up there.

      while i'm not a nascar fan, i certainly understand the amount of great tailgating that goes on at the races.

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  4. Corey Gautreaux 10 months ago

    Awesome article Justin. I am the founder of the "Krewe of Death Valley". We tailgate at the Parker Coliseum along S. Stadium Dr. I agree, I don't hunt, fish or anything else, I tailgate. I am the resident chef, but you will NEVER find a BBQ grill at our tailgate party. We are always cooking a jambalaya, frying gator/fish, gumbo, or red beans and rice. We actually boiled over 100 pounds of crawfish for the Spring Game. We have a utility trailer painted with "LSU" and stickers that we pull to all of the games. About 10 of us usually meet at the spot on Friday evening and have a few drinks, then retire to bed so we can be ready to get going the next morning. My dad and I usually arrive around 6:45-7:00AM to set up everything, from the tables, tents, sound system complete with mixer board, cooking set-up (including jambalaya pot, burner, spare burner and deep fryer), and of course the alcohol stand. By 9 the place is usually starting to come alive. A friend always brings his syringe jello shots (which has become a staple at the tailgate parties). We have a generator and satelite to watch all of the days action. You can easily spot us with our yellow "krewe" shirts on. I am the idiot that wears one purple and one gold soccer socks with shorts. It has become a recurring theme for me at LSU events.

    Again, great article, and I will have to stop by one time on our way to Death Valley. 15 days, and they can't pass soon enough. Geaux Tigers!

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      awesome, y'all sound alot like us. jello shots are also a fun staple for us. we don't have the syringes though.

      quick story, we used to do a mardi gras theme surrounding the homecoming tailgate b/c the parade passed in front of us on tower dr. well one year we made like 400 jello shots and we passed alot of them out to the sororities on the floats that passed.

      the next year we tried to do the same but some of the girls said "we're not allowed to do that this year." even though some of the floats still did partake.

      the next year the route was changed and the parade no longer passes by us. now that probably had alot more to do with construction on tower dr one year and they never changed the route back, but i'd like to think it was our doing.

      we want a utility trailer but i don't think we're allowed have one in our location and we're not willing to give up our locale.

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  5. Tiffany Davies 10 months ago

    Although I attend one of those hated Big 10 schools (but it's not OSU, so I'm safe...I think), we can tailgate just as good as you guys can, especially because I go to a college who is mediocre in football, at best. At IU, the tailgating isn't about the food, it's how much alcohol you can consume in an approximately 5 hour period, and for us, that happens to be quite a lot. Honestly, we know we're going to lose about half the time, and a significant portion of the tailgaters don't even bother going to the game, there's almost no point. However know that when we beat Purdon't (I mean Purdue), it's a nonstop party all weekend long. Hoo-hoo-hoo-Hoosiers.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      nice.

      when it comes to alcohol, you are what i call a sprinter. i can't do that anymore, besides 5 hours of drinking for me gets me to noon.

      no i'm a cross country drinker. i have to be. i have had many friends that try to sprint on an all day tailgate, they don't make it to kickoff.

      i would love to tailgate in bloom-town one day.

      man, i should apply for joe cahn's job when he retires.

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  6. Tiffany Davies 10 months ago

    Ah yeah, see our kickoffs are 1, 2 at the latest. Our only two night games were the home opener and Purdue. Hence the sprint mentality of our tailgates

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  7. Raj Kamruddin 10 months ago

    Great article. My POTD. One day I want to come down for a game and expeirence game day!

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      we'd be more than happy to host you. love to see LSU and notre dame hook it up again. the last four meetings have had LSU win the two bowl games and ND winning the two regular season meetings including the one at LSU (which was the only one i got to attend).

      thanks for the vote!!

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  8. Jordan Tippitt 10 months ago

    Great Article! i really enjoyed it.

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    • Jordan Tippitt 10 months ago

      i am a classic ole miss tailgater and i love it. i dont tailgate in the grove i tailgate over by the "tad pad". i live about an hour from oxford and normally leave my house at 7 in the morning regardless of the game time. We eat some breakfast and relax for a little bit and then we head over to the grove to hang out with our thousands of friends who are there. if you are wearing the right colors in the grove then everyone loves you and offers you food and beer. about two hours before kickoff we watch the rebs walk through the walk of champions and an hour before the game we go to the stadium.

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    • Justin Goar 10 months ago

      i went to ole miss once back in 97 (i think) and we had a great time. i stayed with someone i went to high school with, his fam and friends took us in to their tailgate so we had a good time.

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  9. Daniel Howie 10 months ago

    You describe the college football experience so well! I read this last week, and now that I have finally created a profile, it's my POTD.

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  10. OleMiss GirlyGirl 8 months ago

    All I have to say is, Hotty Toddy! We may not win the game but we never lose the tailgate.

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