Like many people who love college football I too watched the South Carolina vs. Auburn game this Saturday. After watching South Carolina collapse in the fourth quarter I watched Sportscenter and eventually College Football Final.
While watching College Football Final my wife said something that reinforced my belief that we are truly soul mates when she turned to me and said "Lou Holtz is an idiot!”
Then she made a comment that made the hair on my neck tingle with excitement (I can't write that but her other statement was pretty good) “Steve Spurrier should replace Lou Holtz as an analyst".
Imagine if you will for a moment the enjoyment that this would bring to all college football fans. No matter how one may feel about Steve Spurrier he would give golden and brutally honest insight into college football. No more rants from a decrepit old man instead pure smart-assness at its best.
A man who as a coach has never been afraid to call it as it, now setting behind the broadcast table giving his expert opinion on college football.
How I long for that day! In the mean time however I would like to imagine what Steve Spurrier would say if he were already sitting in an analyst chair.
As a disclaimer I will admit that there is no way that I a mere amateur smart-ass can never achieve the true essence that is Spurrier.