In no particular order:
Texas College Steers: It's better than the other way they could have gone with this.
Whittier Poets: Yes, because a poet is the most menacing thing they could think of. Of course, the pen is mightier then the sword.
Illinois College Blue Boys: Trust me, you do not want to know why they are this way.
Central Dutch: Their receivers can't catch a thing, because their fingers are always in the di...levees.
Thiel Tomcats:Who doesn't want to be named after Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?
Gettysburg Bullets: Having a nickname named after the item that killed people in the single deadliest battle in the Civil War is always a classy move.
Salisbury Sea Gulls: A sea gull, seriously? But, then again, they are known to defecate on their opponents during the game.
Heidelberg Student Princes: They must have to win every game, because every player sends his army of 500 to fight for him instead.
Allegheny Gators: Yes, I know they share this with U. of Florida, but it might make more sense if they weren't based in western Pennsylvania.
Tufts Jumbos: At Tufts, Jumbo is an elephant. So they have an awesome line, but the specialty positions are pretty slow, though they never forget the plays.