Apparently, Goldberg is schizophrenic and has no memory of the double life he’s led, and Karolyi insisted the disorder naturally gives birth to conjugal opposites.
Simpson is, of course, an evangelical blonde airhead, and Goldberg a brunette Jewish tech guy.
This also refueled the debate raging around the issue of whether it’s REALLY the beer goggles or simply false advertising, and makeup giant Revlon quietly settled thousands of lawsuits with men who felt they’d been shortchanged at one time or another.
Tony Romo released this statement through his agent, “Yeah, I knew she was a dude.”
The only true commonality between the two personalities seems to be their ability to absolutely curse their famous sports celebrity significant others.
In a brutal follow up interview with NBC, Sacramone was forced to admit that it was entirely her fault the U.S. didn’t win the gold, fielded a question about how painful it was particularly because it was all her fault, and was asked if she could even look her teammates in the face because it was all her fault.
When the shocking news of Goldberg/Simpson was relayed, Sacramone responded, “Who the hell is Bryan Goldberg?”
As the news spread around the world, initial shock was slowly transformed into acceptance. As an easily influenced typical idiot put it, “Think about it. You’ve never seen them together in the same place. Coincidence?”
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