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NFL Power Rankings: The League's Hottest Cheerleaders After Week 2

RM HeroldAnalyst IOctober 25, 2016

NFL Power Rankings: The League's Hottest Cheerleaders After Week 2

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    A lot of NFL teams don't have cheerleaders. And I'm not sure why their fans stand for this. How will I know when to yell, or when to spell something?

    What will I look at when I should be looking at the game?

    The word is out that attendance is down at most NFL games, and I feel strongly that there is a correlation between lack of hot cheerleaders, (or lack of cheerleaders in general) to people staying home to watch the game.

    If I am going to pay a hundred bucks for a mini pizza, three beers and a foot long sausage, there better be more in it for me than watching my team get beat by a better team with hotter cheerleaders.

    The ball is in your court, Mr. Goodell.

    Don't worry about player salaries, get on more pertinent matters.

Houston Texans

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    Let's get you started with a simple move, don't exert too much. Ease your way in.

Houston Texans

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    This is a perfect example of one young lady enjoying her work, while the one in front could be accused of mailing it in.

Cincinnati Bengals

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    With a smile and posture like that, no wonder the Bengals won this week.

Denver Broncos

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    Shouldn't she be paying attention to either the game or her next move? Why is she keeping an eye on the photographer?

    Something is going on here.

Denver Broncos

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    I say the Cowboys cheerleaders should sue for hat infringement. Or wrestle to see who gets to do the cowboy thing.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    I like this picture because something is about to happen. Either they are all being held upside down and this picture has been flipped.

    Or they are all going to exhale at the same time.

    By the way, how about those Bucs?

Tennessee Titans

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    You want to know why Jeff Fisher wins 99% of his challenges?

    Every time Coach wants to challenge a call he send the girls out to do a dance routine as they deliver the red flag.

    It's all about presentation, people.

Indianapolis Colts

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    Nice smile, nice move, nice belt buckle, overall... just nice.

Dallas Cowboys

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    When you can cheer like this even when your team is 0-2, that is commitment.

Dallas Cowboys

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    Then again, you wonder how the 'Boys can even play with these distractions.

Atlanta Falcons

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    Perfect extension. Sometimes excellence should just be marveled at.

San Diego Chargers

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    Okay, this Chargers cheerleader is pulling off a rare feat.She actually seems to be reaching for something while simoultaneously being up to something.

New York Jets

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    She just makes me want to dance for some reason. Jam on it!

    I know.

    I gotta get out more.

New York Jets

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    This is the look you make right after Tom Brady is sacked and fumbles.

Buffalo Bills

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    I am excited and terrified at the same time by this young lady.

    So either she needs help or I do.

    If you stare at the picture long enough she actually moves towards you, like in "The RING".

    She just did it again!

Oakland Raiders

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    If you build it she will...

    Moving on, folks. Nothing to see here.

Washington Redskins

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    I could be wrong but I think someone poured ice down her back.

Washington Redskins

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    "Did we score?"

    "I think we scored!"

    "Where's everyone going?"

    "Did they score?"

    "No, wait, what just happened?"

Tennessee Titans

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    I know that just because the Mascot's tongue is out and the is staring at the poor girl lasciviously it doesn't mean that the guy inside is.

    But still... Check out the way his head is cocked.

    He is up to something in there.

    She should step away.

San Diego Chargers

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    Not sure the game has started yet, but she is ready to go.

Jacksonville Jaguars

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    Sam Greenwood/Getty Images

    This might be my second favorite cheerleading outfit

New Orleans Saints

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    This is how the Saints cheerleaders look at you while Drew Brees leads a game winning drive against you and tears your heart out.

    Yep, that's the look.

San Diego Chargers

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    I think the Chargers dance moves are the best in the league.

Jacksonville Jaguars

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    I leave you with a smile and a wave...

Washington Redskins

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    Goodbye for now, folks.

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