I'm an Umpire and My Ego Is Bigger Than Yours

Will ShafferCorrespondent ISeptember 19, 2010

OAKLAND, CA - AUGUST 06:  Brad Ziegler #31 of the Oakland Athletics argues with home plate umpire Angel Hernandez after Henandez called Ziegler for a balk that scored Elvis Andrus #1 of the Texas Rangers to give the Rangers a 5-1 lead in the eighth inning at the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on August 6, 2010 in Oakland, California.  (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
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Hi, I'm a National League Umpire.

You don't like my calls? You think you can slam your helmet in frustration?

I will throw you out! Cause I'm an umpire, and I can do whatever I want!