Don't worry; I don't think Carrick is playing today.
Both teams have relatively stuttered in their respective starts to the campaign. Liverpool especially, who sit in 16th place on just five points; United are third with two wins and two draws.
Sometimes these emotional derbies turn out to be real stinkers; sometimes they're truly epic clashes. Here's a glass of orange juice toasting to the latter.
Kickoff at 5:30 AM PST, 8:30 EST, 1330 BST, or four years from now if you live in the Andromeda galaxy.
Line-ups coming shortly. Sit back, relax, or stand up and be nervous. The Reds clash in 15 minutes.