10 Things New York Yankee Fans Can Do in October

Shawn  Dommer by Analyst Written on August 12, 2008
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The NHL is undergoing a resurgence, and the way these large men fly around on skates is simply amazing. The Rangers should have a decent year, and you can always root against the Bruins.

 

3) Pick up a hobby.

Woodworking for instance. I've heard that it's relaxing and makes you feel manly. Try to stay away from creating statues of A-Rod that you can burn in effigy. Remember, the point is to refocus your mind.

 

2) Root against the Red Sox.

If the Yanks can't win it, then anyone but the Red Sox should. In case they miss the playoffs as well, you can root against the Angels, who suck only slightly less than the Red Sox.

Since you won't be as enthralled, you'll have extra time, watch all of your Yankeeogrophy DVD's for supplemental value. 

and the No. 1 activity...

 

1) Write an email to CC Sabathia everyday.

Sure, it doesn't take away the pain, but it can help for next year. Don't be too blunt in your communications. Start off in a friendly manner, using polite conversation. Don't even mention the Yankees. You're his friend seeing how he is. 

Shortly after initial contact, the conversation turns to your families and careers. Suddenly, you're writing back and forth about baseball, and you just happen to mention the pitching situation in New York. Suddenly, you have this idea of CC visiting you and touring Yankee Stadium...subtle.

I figure if 1,000 of us do this, then CC has 1,000 friends telling him to go to New York. He would have to think it destiny, right?

Ahhh, an October well spent...here's hoping this list will become useless...Believe.  

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