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Tom Brady and the Most Effeminate Sports Haircuts Ever

RM HeroldFeatured ColumnistSeptember 16, 2010

Tom Brady and the Most Effeminate Sports Haircuts Ever

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    We all know Tom Brady is a pretty boy, but this getting ridiculous. It's getting to where I miss his Justin Bieber look.

    Every time he takes his helmet off it makes it hard to take him seriously, never mind cheer for him.

    The look is a bit on the not-so-masculine side, but TB isn't the first to rock this look

    Here's a countdown of the worst sports haircuts.

Honorable Mention: Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass

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    Only because Sunshine isn't a real person and Remember the Titans was a movie.

    But still, so so pretty.

10. David Beckham

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    So many to choose from, I leave it up to you. But if you ask me, it's probably this thing...

David Beckham (continued)

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    Yep, that's the one.

9. Tom Brady

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    In time we will forget about Tom's hair. Bill Simmons has chosen to ignore it.

    It's hard not to wonder if his wife has something to do with it. Maybe Gisele tells him that's how they are rocking it in Brazil.

    Women.

8. Latrell Sprewell

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    You can try to look as intimidating as you want, but with those early Venus Williams little things tied to each side of your head, I'm not buying it.

    (Of course I'm kidding, Spree. Back up and put your hands down. I ain't PJ!)

7. Fernando Torres

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    Torres plays for Liverpool and the World Cup-winning Spain. I think Chris Evert used to sport this look.

6. Sasha Vujacic

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    He makes it so easy not to like him. Maybe it's the tongue thing he is doing here. Or naming himself "The Machine."

    And, of course, it's the hair. The hair net goes part and parcel.

5. Mike Miller

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    Miller changes his hair style every time he is traded to a new team. And the styles keep getting worse.

4. T.J. Houshmandzadeh

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    You think of rough and tough when you think of the Ravens.

    You don't think slick, wet, long, and juicy hair.

    But hey, whatever helps him catch balls.

    On the plus side, he might be going for the old school Razor Ramon look.

3. Clay Matthews

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    I hesitate to say anything since Clay is a Trojan and a really big and mean dude. And because he concussed Kolb in full pads, so I can imagine what he'd do to me.

    But still, he does this way too much.

2. Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki (tie)

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    If you look closely at Dirk's expression, even he knows he shouldn't have left the house looking like these guys...

Color Me Badd Hates Your Hair

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    I bet they still want to sex you up.

2. Mike Piazza (tie)

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    Brigitte Nielsen killed this look in Rocky IV. This could be why Clemens tossed that bat at him.

    He knew there would be no consequences.

1. Charlie Whitehurst?

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    This is the guy Pete Carroll has slotted in to be the quarterback of his future. Carroll gave up draft picks to get him and then gave Charlie a multimillion-dollar contract.

    Seattle meet you futur--

    What?

    Oh, sorry...

1. Charlie Whitehurst

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    Correction, this is the guy.

    Honest mistake.

    You have to admit though, the hair is perfect.

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