Naughty Nicknames Nobody Knows Need Noting: NFL All-Teams Addition (Humor)

TheNFL SpeculatorContributor ISeptember 14, 2010

Seen on various team blogs have been the following naughty but not always nice nicknames.

Going team by team starting with the NFC East...

Cowboys-Cowgirls, Pokes, CowPies, America's Scream, CowPatties

Giants-Midgets, Jints, Gay-ants

Eagles-Boo Birds, Beagles, Reid's Retards

Redskins-Skins, Portis' Poop-turds

Vikings-Vi-Queens, CryKings, Gay Queens, The Clueless Bunch

Packers-Whackers, Whackos, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, Mrs. Rodgers Neighborhood

Bears-Bares, Cubs, Cutler's Clueless Cuties

Lions-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLions, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLions, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLions

Saints-Ain'ts, Tain'ts

Falcons-Boo Birds, Dirty Birds, Screw Birds, Vultures

Panthers-Kittens, Fluffies

Bucs-Buckies, Buc an' Ears

Cardinals-Boo Birds, Cards-in-A**, Leinhart's Lame-os, Buzzards

49ers-Niners, Ninners, San Fransisco Treats, Bay City Bombers

Seahawks-Boo Birds, Sea-Squawks, Hawks, Hacks

Rams-Greatest Show on Smurf, Sheep

Patriots-Patsies, Patsys, Cheatriots, Brady Bunch

Dolphins-Dull-phins, Awl-fins, Phish, The Sparanos

Jets-Wets, Pets, Jetsies, Not Yets, Jests, Pests

Bills-Jills, Buffaloes, Kills

Ravens-Boo Birds, Nevermores, Ball-mer Bums

Bengals-Bungles, BenGals, GayGals, Kitties

Steelers-Stillers, Stupid-ers, The Pitts, Steel A**Wipes

Browns-Dawg Pound, DogS*** Pound, Brownies

Texans-The Other Texas Team, Vexans

Colts-Dolts, Ponies, Horses, Horses A**es

Titans-Midgets, GayTans

Jaguars-Kitties, Fluffies, Jag-U-Aints

Chargers-Bolts, RiversDancers, Norv's Nothings

Raiders-Gayders, Davis's Dimwits

Chiefs-Good Griefs

Broncos-Broncs, Horses, Mile High Headaches, McDoofus's

 

Any other suggestions?

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