The Last Shot: Reggie Bush, Roger Clemons, Tom Brady, LeBron James
The Last Shot takes a satirical aim at the athletes and events making news in the world of sports. This week we tackle everything from a tailgating party gone wrong to a Bible belt preacher who is certifiably gaga.
Reggie’s Personal Trophy Case
Reggie Bush may be forced to return his Heisman Trophy. The Saint’s running back says the toughest part about this whole ordeal will be trying to extract the statue from its current home.
Pastor Terry Jones called off his plan to burn 200 copies of the Qur’an. Instead, after watching Florida State get burned 47 - 17 by Oklahoma, the Gainesville minister was inspired to torch something truly evil, the Seminole’s playbook.
The Brady Crunch
Tom Brady was involved in a car accident this week. Although the New England QB was unhurt, as a precaution, Tom’s new hairdo was kept in hospital overnight for observations.
Tailgating season got off to a rough start at New Meadowlands Stadium. During the pre-game event, a group of well lubricated Giants fans got confused and attempted to BBQ Lady Gaga’s new meat bikini.
Don’t Blow It
The NBA will be keeping a close eye on Lebron James’ pre-game baby powder ritual. Now that James is playing in Miami, the league are taking extra precautions to ensure the substance he uses is talcum powder.
The Smoking Bible
Roger Clemons pleaded not guilty to charges he lied to Congress about taking steroids. After it had finally stopped smoking, authorities entered in as evidence, the bible Clemons swore his oath on.