Gentlemen and ladies, we have 17 weeks of regular season bliss ahead of us.
Each week you will have the opportunity to lambast and lampoon me as I make my predictions on the outcomes of the week's games.
I know you're already preparing the commentary cannons and are loading the rhetoric rifles. Bring it on!
I'll be giving you a predicted score, some light reasoning and something to watch for with each game.
So let's start with week one and see how this goes.