Night Train Lane. Oil Can Boyd. The Galloping Ghost.
Sports nicknames aren't what they once were, as those phenomenal examples prove. That doesn't mean that there aren't some very strong nicknames in the game today.
As a man who has numerous monikers, ranging from the normal (Sheffy), to the somewhat ridiculous (ShefMoney), to the absolutely absurd (The Water Fountain Wrangler; Banana Fudge Nut), this list is in more than capable hands. Let's get started.