IconAs the NFL gears up for the playoffs, I thought it'd be worthwhile to revisit some of the bolder sound bites from the run-up to the season.

The following Top 10 list is the product of hours upon hours of research—and maybe a few minutes of creativity too.

Enjoy...

 

10. “I’m the only Adrian Peterson you guys need to concern yourselves with.”

— Bears RB Adrian Peterson


9. “He’s coming back? That’s okay, I’ll be running the show by Week Three.”

— Packers QB Aaron Rodgers

 

8. “Once they pull my spleen out of my shoulder, I should be good to go.”

— Bucs QB Chris Simms

 

7. “Now that Daunte is out of the picture, we’re ready to kick some ass!”

— Dolphins coach Cam Cameron

 

6. “Does this mean I don’t have to hold for the place-kicker anymore?”

— Cowboys QB Tony Romo


5. “Randy Moss? He’ll be lucky if Brady even throws him a towel in the locker room.”

— Patriots WR Donte Stallworth

 

4. “Devin Hester is a fluke!”

— Broncos punter Todd Sauerbrun

 

3. “I love freezing me a kicker!”

— Redskins coach Joe Gibbs

 

2. “I’m just ready to get back in there and...wait...dude...what was the question?”

— Dolphins RB Ricky Williams

 

1. “Luckily, I have people I can trust watching over my things back home while I’m out here earning a paycheck.”

— Falcons QB Michael Vick



So there it is. I hope you had as much fun reading this list as I had making it.