The Texas Longhorns Meet The National Champion Rice Owls In Season Opener!

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The Texas Longhorns Meet The National Champion Rice Owls In Season Opener!
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The 2010 College Football Season is finally here and I couldn't be more relieved!

Basketball and Baseball try their best to fill the void but ...Zzzzzzzz ...Zzzzzzz...

What? Huh?

Sorry about that. I fell asleep just thinking about it.

So anyway, the first game on the schedule for the Texas Longhorns is the defending National Champion Rice Owls!

Okay. Okay. I made the National Champion part up, but if Rice had just won 11 or 12 more games, everybody else lost every game they played, and flying pigs started ice skating in active volcanoes, then who knows what could have happened? They were that close!

The truth is this: Rice stinks at football, but they are very proficient in mathematics. This will come in handy when they're trying to keep up with all the points the Longhorns are going to score on them.

That said, there are a few fun things you can look for in this game.

 

 

 

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