This is Cristiano Ronaldo and his beautiful girlfriend Irina Shayk. They’ve been dating for a couple months now.
Yawn. How droll.
Sports fans love excitement, and when the most attractive man in soccer is attached to someone, they become bored. They want him partying up at Europe’s most chic nightclubs with VIP rooms stuffed with more Miss Galaxys than there are galaxies.
Sure, it makes them jealous, but since Ronaldo will likely break Wilt Chamberlain’s record of boinking 20,000 women, they understand.
The interesting thing about Ronaldo is that he can have any woman he wants. He’s so (insert extremely cool adjective here) that all women grovel at his exquisitely quaffed ‘do.
With more options than anyone on Earth, who do sports fans really want to be the soccer star’s newest eye-candy?
Engaged women? Swimsuit models? Zombies?
Let’s find out.
Side note: For those readers who see this article as a lemon of an assignment, please just let it go. No matter what you say, I always follow my mom’s sage wisdom.
“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.”
Extremely sexy lemonade.
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