Hate In College Football

Jennifer Mercer by Correspondent Written on August 06, 2008
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Missouri: Their QB picks his nose and then eats his boogers…GROSS!  Like sCUm, when Nebraska fans travel to Columbia we are regularly insulted by a bunch of fifth grade educated hillbillies who have collectively three teeth and are so full of liquid-courage it makes you want to reestablish Prohibition, encourage abortion and wonder if God really does have a sick and twisted sense of humor.  I could handle Missery’s success if they didn’t act like last year was the way it’s always been.  To hear these asinine bottom-feeders talk you’d think; a)  the rest of the Big 12, and nation, is struggling just to catch up to the Tiggers, b) Chase Daniel is the second coming of Joe Montana and c) an undefeated conference and national title is coming this year.  Yeah…keep holding your breaths Mizzlosers.  For once in the past 10 years Nebraska finally has not only a competent, but exceptional defensive coordinator as the head coach.

 

2nd Tier of Hate: Kansasand Texas.

 

Kansas: Mark Mangino may look like Jabba The Hutt’s brother, he may eat small children for snacks, he may even drink gravy the way normal people drink water, but he is one heck of a good football coach.  What irks me is to way some KU fans conduct themselves.  I guess after you’ve been a loser in football for so long that once you start winning you have no idea on how to handle yourself.  While this explanation is plausible for Kansas State it isn’t for Kansas.  See the Jayhawks have this basketball team that’s pretty damn good and one would think they could handle success in a sport other than round ball but that’s not the case.  Maybe winning with class and dignity will come in time-they have a much better chance at it than their in-state purple rivals.

 

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