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Tim Tebow: 20 Hottest Good Girls Denver Broncos QB Should Date

By (Featured Columnist) on September 1, 2010

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Ladies, you might not know this, but Tim Tebow is an eligible bachelor.

Actually, he was recently named the “Most Eligible Christian Bachelor,” an honor bestowed upon him by Christian Partner for Life, a Christian dating website.

So heathens need not apply, and you know who you are!

But we've taken the time to make a list of some girls that might be God-fearing enough for Mr. Tebow to break bread with.

I wonder what comes with winning this title. Does he have to clear all the women he dates by them?

 

*On a side note: "TTFAN," the world's greatest Tebow Fan, I can't list you here because you have no pics up, so I don't know what you look like.

Before We Even Begin...

Ladies, don't even apply if you aren't strong-willed. Tebow is looking for a lady like his mom, so check the video and make sure you fit the bill.

You have to be willing to mix it up with young Timmy.

20. Natalie Portman

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You probably know her from the Star Wars movies. But did you know she was a Harvard grad?

Yeah, she has a potty mouth when she raps, but the lyrics are tightly woven together.

I think she might be worth getting to know.

19. Mandy Moore

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I am definitely thinking this could be a love connection. Who is sweeter and more of a good girl than Mandy Moore?

Ever see her out with Paris Hilton? Lindsay Lohan?

I didn't think so.

18. Anne Hathaway

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She played a princess in two big hit movies.

If we had a monarchy in the States, I'm thinking Tim and Anne would both get serious consideration.

17. Emma Watson

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I know it's the little girl from Harry Potter, Tim.

Yes, she is old enough to date.

Although she isn't old enough to drink yet—she's only 20.

Gotcha! I know you don't drink, Timmy.

16. Zoe Saldana

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Zoe can speak three languages, Tim.

English, Spanish, and Avatar.

Did you hear me, Tim?

I said she speaks Avatar! Get it?

Moving on...

15. Amanda Bynes

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She made boatloads of cash on the teen TV shows, and then she retired a few months ago. But now she might be unretired.

Maybe she just needs some stability, Tim.

Hint, hint.

She kind of reminds me of your other friend...

14. Mystery Girl...

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I found out that her name is Erin Drewes, but she gets mistaken a lot for another lady I could put on your list...

13. Lucy Pinder

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She's European and possibly isn't a good girl. But she seems like your type, body-wise.

Especially after seeing another of your exes.

12. Janell Wheeler

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I hear American Idol didn't want her, and neither did you.

But maybe this picture will bring up some old feelings.

It would for me...

By the way, I like the whole tight black sweater thing you make them all wear.

11. Carrie Prejean

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She was almost Miss USA until she pissed off Perez Hilton.

Other than a few slip-ups, you guys seem to have a lot in common.

She definitely has some strong Christian beliefs.

You might want to look her up, Tim.

And for those of you worried about the whole "married to Kyle Boller" situation.

I will go over it one last time...

He is Tim. Freaking. Tebow.

10. Rihanna

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On her last album she said she was a "Good Girl Gone Bad."

Tim, honestly, I think this is where you should step in.

When there is still time.

9. Leighton Meester

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She plays a gossip girl on a TV show. But she sings and dances, too.

With all that on her plate, I doubt she has time to be a bad girl.

8. Blake Lively

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Speaking of gossip girls, I really can't find anything bad about this young lady.

She just exudes goodness. 

Um, yeah.

7. Zooey Deschanel

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Even though everyone in Hollywood has a crush on her, I'm thinking you have a chance.

And even though she emotionally tortured that dude in (500) Days of Summer, I don't think she would try that on you.

6. Sophia Bush

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Another Hollywood actress. Rumors are that she dated Tony Romo, but she doesn't look worse for wear.

Not at all.

5. Ashley Tisdale

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She's one of the High School Musical young ladies, so she can sing after the games.

And if she worked for Disney, chances are she's a good girl, right?

4. Missy Peregrym

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There were rumors that Missy was hanging out with Ben Roethlisberger.

But I think she can do better than that.

So do the folks at your Christian dating site.

3. Amanda Seyfried

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Hollywood's new IT girl. Everybody likes a jock-athlete romance.

Remember Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe?

2. Alice Eve

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Alice is British and starred in that movie She's Out of My League.

But you don't weigh 95 pounds, Tim. Like the guy in that movie.

She's not out of your league.

1. Bar Refaeli

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Yes, she has been with Leo DiCaprio for ever.

But he doesn't seem to be stepping up to the plate. Or the altar.

Make an honest woman out of her, Tim.

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