Kim and Kourtney Kardashian: Keeping Up With the WAGs Latest Episode

RM HeroldFeatured ColumnistAugust 30, 2010

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian: Keeping Up With the WAGs Latest Episode

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    Do you keep up with the Kardashians? Most guys won't admit it, but they do.

    Some of you out there want to know what these past, present, and future (hurry up, Kourtney) WAGS are up to, so I figured I'd update you.

    Here are some out-of-the-box observations that you won't get from the gossip blogs.

    And I'm not sure you want to get them, but I like to share.

    First of all, they have access to great photographers.

    Not saying that they don't look like this, but geez.

    Anyway, let's catch you up.

Even When on tHe Road, Kim Keeps Up With Tweets

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    Even though she was at the Emmys (with her mom as her date instead of Miles Austin, who might have been busy), Kim still finds time to talk to her peeps and make sure they are watching the show.

    Here are two of her tweets:

    @kimkardashian: Amazing time at the Emmy's but made it home right in time for Keeping Up With The Kardashian's and The Spin Crowd! perfect timing!

    @kimkardashian: Who's watching Keeping Up! Has anyone's mom done this to them? EMBARRASSING!

    She is all about keeping the brand moving. Gotta admire that.

Kim Doesn't Like Blind Dates

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    Momma Kardashian found a nice Armenian boy for Kim. The problem is, Kim doesn't like blind dates.

    But if Mom could find a guy for her like her dad, (but not too hairy) she would be open.

Kim's Not a Big Fan of "300"

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    While trying to weed out men that Kim might or might not date, Mom gets shot down several times, including with 300 star, Gerard Butler.

    "How about Gerard Butler?" Kris asked

    "How about barf?" Kim responded.

    That's not very nice.

Kourtney Is Open to Having Another Baby

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    While visiting with Ryan Seacrest, Kourtney opened up that a year from now she might want to have another baby.

    Which made me groan, because she just got back to looking like this...

Possible Sweeps Week Episode

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    When Khloe heard that Kourtney might want another kid, she recommended that they sew her vagina up.

    Considering how much these young ladies like the spotlight, I can see that being an episode on their spinoff Kourtney and Khloe take Miami.

    I'd watch.

While the Family Vies for Laker Tickets...

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    Khloe, being married to Lamar Odom, had a few Laker playoff tickets that she could give to the family.

    But after they tried to bribe and practically beat them out of her, she decided to not give the tickets to them.

    They instead watched the game on TV as a family.

    The lesson here?

    Not sure. Not sure there is a point to this show actually.

    And, technically, I'm not even sure it's reality TV.

Kim Prepares for Her Blind Date

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    Mom set her up with a guy named Alecko. Or it could have been Alecka.

    Either way, Kim said she had fun but there wouldn't be a second date.

    Obviously, this is the case or she wouldn't be dating Miles Austin.

    Again, not sure what to make of this show as this was my first episode watching it.

I Want To See the Real Show

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    I want to see the making of this show, without all the scripted stuff.

    I want the cameras to follow them around when they are being catty with each other.

I Want To See Jealousy, Sarcasm and Snide Remarks

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    I want to see Kim walk around the house with something like this on and Kourtney catch her hated baby daddy checking Kim out.

    I want to hear what that argument would be like.

I Want To See Real Drama

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    I want to see NBA players hanging out at Lamar Odom's house and asking him to hook them up with the two hotter sisters.

    I want to hear what LO thinks about his hot sisters-in-law, and I want Khloe to catch him.

Until I Get Some of That...

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    I won't be keeping up with the Kardashians again anytime soon.

    Unless they have a pay-per-view special or something.