Here's a list of text messages Montreal Canadiens GM Paul Gauthier got ready on his cell phone in case he needs to use them.

  • To Bob Gainey: Hey Bob,do you want your old job back?
  • To Jaroslav Halak: I just don't know how to ask you,but I really  need your help in the playoffs once again..Carey just choked! Don't worry I won't trade you again!
  • To Geoff Moslon: I quit!
  • To sports betting places in Vegas: Don't bet on the Habs,Carey Price is in nets!
  • To Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts: I need a vacation! Is President Obama there as well?