Breaking News: Sean Taylor Comes Back and Puts Brett Favre Out of his Misery

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Breaking News: Sean Taylor Comes Back and Puts Brett Favre Out of his Misery

Attention, Sean Taylor comes back from the grave and puts Brett Favre out of his misery. In doing so he finally ends the Brett Favre drama since nobody else could.

Yes, this is ridiculous, but not quite ridiculous as this pathetic sissy fit that has spun out of control. Many people including me have given their opinion on Brett Favre but I'm writing not to continue in this frenzy but to help people realize how pathetic this is. Men who love football have been as involved in the the Brett Favre saga as women have in the break up between Brad and Jennifer. Maybe we should give Brett Favre and his new team a name-you know like "Bradgelina". What if he goes to the Buccaneers? We can call them "Bruccaneers"  or "Favreneers" what about Jets? That's easy just call it the "Fretts" since that's what they will be if they get him. Just pray he doesn't go to 49ers, by the time we come up with a name for the couple Brett Favre could be dead.

But in all seriousness.... there is no seriousness. This whole thing has become a joke. The whole affair will probably be made some Disney Channel Movie right after they make High School Musical 7. At least now Brett Favre will know what to do after he really retires. He can be a stand up comedian. It won't be hard, all he has to do is stand up and talk about his career,-especially the end, that's the best part.

Now, who am I kidding, we all know Brett Favre will find some way to keep playing football until he dies. And when he finally does die it will be just like Elvis when he died with Packer fans insisting that Brett Favre is really still alive. I wouldn't be surprised if the murderer of Sean Taylor has finally figured out who his next victim is, and I think we all know who that is.

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