Elin Nordegren: 15 Athletes She Should Date After Tiger Woods Divorce
Now that Elin Nordegren's divorce from Tiger Woods is official, the gossip world will debate and bicker about what the extremely rich, recent divorcee will do.
Let's not forget that Elin is/was a Swedish supermodel who can still make a buck on her own despite Tiger's nine-figure divorce settlement. Instead, inquiring minds will want to know who Elin will target next on her dating calendar.
She has already shown an interest in athletes after marrying one of the world's most famous, which leaves the door open for her to date anyone of these 15 athletes. Would they be willing to take over where Tiger left off?
Ellsbury already makes women all over Boston feel funny in all the right places. He's got the looks that make all the Pink Hatters scream. Plus Boston is as close of a flight as one can get to Sweden.
Ronaldo is a notorious serial dater who has shown no remorse for dating who he wants, when he wants. He is an internationally recognized superstar, so there'd be no drop-off in stature from Elin's point of view. However, Ronaldo has never been a one-woman guy. Can Elin deal with that again?
Maybe she wouldn't go back to the fairway to find her next fling, and sure, McIlory still looks like he's a few years away from puberty, but what is a better way to get back at Tiger than to begin dating golf's next rising star?
Who is Anders Svensson? He is the captain of the Swedish national football team. By dating Svensson, Elin retains her cred for dating a national sports star while being able to put behind her the life and times with Tiger Woods in America.
As for current sports headlines, Tiger Woods is old news compared to the hotshot quarterback of the most talked about team in the NFL. Dating the younger quarterback of a New York NFL franchise would be quite a statement.
If Sanchez doesn't work out, she could go always go for his USC predecessor in Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart. At least she'd get a place to stay in Arizona, rather than Florida.
Yea, Brady's married to Giselle. So what? The potential epic catfight between two supermodels would be worth the possible homewrecking.
Hey, he's got a boatload of money and some skeletons in the closet too. Maybe it'd be a good fit. If anything, perhaps Elin could be an October good luck charm for A-Rod like Kate Hudson.
Why Shaun White? Because he is the complete opposite of Tiger Woods. He is a pale-faced, big-haired X-Gamer who dabbles in, um, other recreational activities besides cheating on his wife.
Derek Jeter is rumored to be spoken for by Minka Kelly, so Elin should go after the last big bachelor baseball player in New York, Mets third baseman David Wright.
I know, I know, Phil is golf's darling and his wife is battling a serious illness, but wouldn't the revenge factor just be awesome?
This would be like dumpster diving for a Swedish supermodel, but slumming it with the boozing, interception-throwing quarterback of the Chicago Bears would be like finding out your ex-girlfriend was already over you and dating some random barfly.
Because every highly-touted rookie quarterback with $50 million in guaranteed money needs a hot woman on his arm.
Nadal has ascended to the top of the tennis world, unseating Roger Federer as the ATP's top-ranked player. This is a fairly easy transition for Elin, who goes from the No. 1 golfer to the No. 1 tennis player.
What is one way to really burn up Tiger? Have a fling with one of his best friends and still one of the most visible athletes in the world. I'm sure His Airness could find something do with the cool $100 million Elin just picked up from Tiger.