Tiger Woods: Top 20 Women The Newfound Bachelor Should Date

Welcome ladies and Gentlemen to the Dating Game! Today's contestant: Eldrick "Tiger" Woods, the most successful golfer of the last 15 years. He's rich, he's handsome, he's got a great drive, what's not to love? 

I'm bringing you the top 20 women that the newly prowling Woods should date starting at the bottom. We both know why you're here, so I won't keep you staring at Kelly. Although, I'm sure you're perfectly fine with staring a Kelly a bit longer.

20. Annika Sorenstam

Be afraid of Tiger Sorenstam-Woods jr. Be very afraid.
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So she's not the most attractive person on this list. Can you imagine how dominant their kids would be? I know she's married, but hey, that kid would rule the golf world. 

19. Arianny Celeste

Ummm.... Yes. Guys would be getting in line to date Ms. Celeste, for obvious reasons. Maybe she could even tame the Tiger in Woods. 

18. Amber Heard

Amber Heard has legs that seem to go on forever. Kind of like Tiger's third round at the PGA championships. Plus, he likes blondes.

17. January Jones

She's classically beautiful, blonde, and just curvy enough to make number 17 on Tiger's potential dates.

16. Alice Eve

The star of 'She's Out Of My League", Alice is out of just about everyone's league. Except Tiger's.

15. Helena Mattsson

With that smile, and the eyebrow arch, Mattsson's got everything Tiger needs in a rebound date. Although, the fact that she's a Swedish model could pose problems. 

14. Natalie Gulbis

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There are a couple reasons why Gulbis is on the list. Let's see if you can figure them out. 

If you guessed the ball and club in her hands, you're right!

13. Paula Creamer

What's the difference between Natalie Gulbis and Paula Creamer? Creamer can win while being hot.

12. Jessie James

She's a singer who has curves in all the right places. Plus she looks right up Tiger's alley.

11. Helena Gustaffson

A gorgeous Swede, she'd be higher if she didn't look so much like a certain ex-wife of Tiger's.

10. Peyton List

A solid choice. Pretty, striking eyes. A perfect middle pick.

9. Kaley Cuoco

A wholesome choice. Plus, she's friends with nerds on TV, so she and Tiger would get along great, right?

8. Joanna Krupa

Yet another, long legged, blonde model from Europe. If Tiger uses this as a guide, there won't be any left for anyone else! Maybe this was a bad idea. 

7. Zoe Saldana

She's beautiful, she starred in a nerd movie (Star Trek), and she's beautiful. What's a nerdy guy like Tiger need besides that? As long as she brings the Uhura costume with her, she's definitely number seven.

6. Keeley Hazell

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This girl is unbelievably hot, and unbelievably single. Someone get Tiger on the phone now! It's time to upgrade his dating experience!

5. Kourtney Kardashian

Kim's younger sister loses ground for being the second sexiest of the Kardashian sisters. And she's married. But if the tabloids are to be believed, that won't be the case much longer. But hey, if it doesn't work out, Tiger, there's always ...

4. Kim Kardashian

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The sexiest sister. Yeah, she's dating Miles Austin, but Tiger would be a massive upgrade over a guy who wasn't even a starter for the Cowboys a year ago. 

3. Blake Lively

Blake Lively's the total package. She's gorgeous, fun and more gorgeous. But you probably figured that out from the picture, eh?

2. Halle Berry

Halle Berry is single. Just let that sink in for a second. HALLE BERRY IS SINGLE. Will she date Tiger? Possibly. But this is an awesome picture that makes me think yes, for some reason. 

1. Kelly Brook

The winner! Not that anyone's surprised by that.

No words please. Just look in awe upon the future Mrs. Tiger Woods. The best part is, she's not Swedish!