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There are reports coming in out of Green Bay that newly reinstated quarterback Brett Favre may be coming down with a cold. Sources have said it may be because of too much air conditioning in the private jet he took to the Packers' camp this weekend...

Breaking News: Brett Favre Just Sneezed (Humor)

by Danny Penza [HUMOR]

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August 04, 2008


There are reports coming in out of Green Bay that newly reinstated quarterback Brett Favre may be coming down with a cold.

Sources have said it may be because of too much air conditioning in the private jet he took to the Packers' camp this weekend.

The worst part is that he has been without Kleenex for the whole day.

However, according to sources, toilet paper may have been used as a substitute for the lack of Kleenex in Favre's room.

Reporters first learned of this story Monday night, despite Mike McCarthy's press conference being cancelled.

Neither Brett or wife Deanna were available for comment.

ESPN has dispatched both Ed Werder and Wendi Nix to find the truth behind these reports. The network has also announced that they will cover this developing story in a five-hour SportsCenter special tomorrow, starting at noon eastern time.

Hopefully by then, Favre will be available to address what is going on in his nose.

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  1. Ya Girl Is Diggin Me Forreal.. 11 months ago

    hahahahahaha funny shit

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  2. S JC 11 months ago

    well the comics are having fun with this as well... good to hear... this is the 2nd parody in the last 24 hours. makes me feel good... we all needed the comic relief

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    • Danny Penza 11 months ago

      considering every single dam article on every single sports website is about every single favre development, i felt there needed to be something that made fun of how this whole thing is being covered.

      i can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or truthful, but i will pretend that you're telling the truth on this one.

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  3. Tyler Jones 11 months ago

    nice. What's next? maybe he'll fart. The runs?

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  4. Joe D. 11 months ago

    Hahaha! I wrote about Favre and Joba having news on the same team and ESPN's conundrum.

    Favre now one-ups Joba!

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  5. Tyler Jones 11 months ago

    Okay. I've read enough today. Here ya go buddy. POTD.

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  6. Jimbo 11 months ago

    Hilarious!

    On a related note, Aaron Rodgers came down with the Ebola virus but no one noticed.

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  7. Kyle Kaufman 11 months ago

    I have it from a credible source (who prefers to remain anonymous) that Farve actually substituted a paper towel for Kleenex. The source went on to say that the paper towel opened up a cut in Farve's left nostril that has become infected forcing him to leave Packer camp.

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  8. Chad Hogan 11 months ago

    Im so sick of hearing the name Farve, Rogers, and Packers. Every 10 minutes a Farve update pops up. Im so sick of it. This was real funny by the way.

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  9. MJ Kasprzak 11 months ago

    It's almost that bad...

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    • Danny Penza 11 months ago

      I didn't know you were a Pack fan until a few days ago MJ. iIjust wanna say I'm sorry. You must be so sick of this mess, even more than us non-Pack fans are.

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    • MJ Kasprzak 11 months ago

      You ain't kiddin! My only benefit is not living in Wisconsin anymore, so I only have to hear about it unless I watch ESPN. Then again, I do have to keep abreast of things because I write for a Packers blog on MVN (The Frozen Tundra).

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