Tug-What?: The 10 Funniest Hockey Names

What's in a name?

Well lot's. I had to go around being called Daniel "Swallows" my entire life, which was tough when it came down to being in the hockey dressing room.

So I decided to make a list of 10 guys that probably got bugged just about as much as me.

It ain't easy guys, I know.

10. Lance Pitlick

The Senators players must have loved having both Pitlick and Tugnutt on there team to make for some good jokes in the dressing room.

9. Bear Trapp

He was a Hobey Baker finalist in 2006-07, as he tallied 17 goals and 23 assists in 36 games. Too bad the Bruins didn't draft this kid, it would almost seem all too fitting.

8. Corey Pecker

Drafted by the Calgary Flames in 1999, it's almost a shame this kid didn't make the NHL so we could have heard the call "Pecker is in the slot!"

7. Daren Puppa

Apparently one broadcaster on ESPN used to refer to Puppa's glove as the "Puppa Scoopa". Does it get any funnier than poop jokes?

6. Clayton Stoner

Drafted by the Wild in 2004, it's too bad this kid wasn't around in the '60s and '70s because he would have been considered a god on namesake alone.

5. Wacey Rabbit

Rabbit played for Providence in 2006-07 and I'm pretty sure he has heard his fair share of Elmer Fudd jokes.

4. Miroslav Satan

I dream of the church lady of SNL one day interviewing Miroslav, or at the very least the Devils signing him to a one-year deal. It would just seem right.

3. Bobby Bolt

The kid actually hails from Thunder Bay, Ontario and if his hockey career doesn't pan out in the ECHL, I am sure he can make it in porn on the name alone.

2. Harry Dick

He played 12 games for the Blackhawks in 1946-47, apparently racking up penalty minutes, he was a dirty Harry Dick.

1. Ron Tugnutt

Okay, this is probably as tough as it gets. I imagine the masturbating jokes were plenty growin' up for Ron, but hey it didn't stop him from having a stellar career, and who can forget that 70 save performance against the Boston Bruins on March 21, 1991 that earned Quebec a 3-3 tie?