NFL: Ranking The Hottest Fan Bases

Fall is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing, it's football time. Whether you are a college football freak or an NFL fanatic, a few things are certain; you are getting your war paint ready, making sure the beer is stocked, and buying the biggest high-def television you can afford.

What is a better way to celebrate the beginning of the 2010 NFL season than with a slideshow filled with smoking hotties from all 32 teams?

For most of you who have read my stuff, this is nothing new, but to the newbies just getting a chance to view this for the first time, you are in for a sexy, well, sexy might be an understatement, treat. This is a list of the fan bases throughout the NFL, ranked according to their level of hotness, which is pretty high.

Enjoy!

32. St. Louis Rams

Leave it to the Rams to make this choice for last place an easy one. Even the fans are nonexistent. It took me three weeks to find a picture of one semi-good looking fan.

I guess that is what happens when you are the Los Angeles Clippers of the NFL.

31. Tennessee Titans

What has two legs, wears a Vince Young jersey and is probably an aspiring singer?

If you answered, all the hot fans in Tennessee, you win!

30. Kansas City Chiefs

I am not going to say this is an official Chiefs fan, but she is shooting a bow and arrow, get it? Arrowhead? Do you see the connection?

Anyway, seeing what this beauty has to offer makes me consider a road trip to Kansas City, until I realized how far away Kansas City was from every team not called the Rams.

29. Jacksonville Jaguars

Another reason why Tim Tebow did not make it to Jacksonville, the cougars would not let him get off the airplane.

Also, because he sucks.

28. Indianapolis Colts

I don't want to be the weirdo from the bus stop, but what does she have between her legs? I am being serious folks. 

She is either riding the world's smallest bike or holding her purse just long enough to throw up the Colts gang sign.

27. New York Jets

It could be worse Jets fans, you could have the greatest quarterback in Jets history drunk on national television hitting on the sideline reporter.

Oh wait, whoops. For now, just appreciate the hotties licking the bottle.

26. New York Giants

How can anyone concentrate on the game when this beautiful blonde, sporting a David Tyree hardhat by the way, keeps throwing up the Longhorns symbol?

It is making some people, the little girl, a bit unhappy. But that could also be the scoreboard.

25. Seattle Seahawks

These hotties are not wearing anything with a Seahawks logo or even the team colors, but I can confirm that they are fans.

At least, I think they are, but since it is a picture of two women holding their boobs, I will pretend they are wearing the blue and silver.

24. Washington Redskins

Less talkie and more watchie!

23. Oakland Raiders

A lot of people are saying that the Raiders are going to be a lot better this season than last. They are talking about the new quarterback and the defense that has gotten better over the past few years.

Wait, this is not about how good the teams are, I forgot. This is about the sexy fans like the one pictured here. That is not a regulation size uniform by the way.

22. Chicago Bears

Where were these chicks last season? I watched a lot of football last year and this two babes were not on television for any Chicago game but if they were, the rest of the country would already know the answer to what this list is all about.

21. Detroit Lions

Some t-shirts are just too small, this would not be an example of that. If anything, this shirt is just too big, she should actually take it off.

I mean, how is she suppose to breath when it cuts off her circulation? I am just worried about her, that's all.

20. San Francisco 49ers

Twins!

I really hope that...twins!

It is weird, every time I begin...twins!

Every time I start a sentence...twins!

Okay, I am typing this without looking so hang with me but it is hard to type anything when the voice in my head keeps yelling "twins!"

19. Denver Broncos

When I visit Denver later this year, I will have to make a list of things to do.

If you don't get where this joke is going then you should press the little "X" on the top right hand corner of your screen for the answer.

18. Dallas Cowboys

The Dallas Cowboys would have been higher but after losing Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson to WAG free agency, they have to settle for 18th.

This news did not sit well with Jerry Jones. As of 9 p.m. CT, every chick who has ever been on Girls Gone Wild has been hired to live in Dallas and root for the Cowboys thanks to Jones. 

I guess he is just trying to make things a little hotter in Texas.

17. Carolina Panthers

Now that I am interested in the Carolina Panthers, it is time to look up who wears No. 48.

And according to every thing I have read, no one does. The blonde in the photo on the other hand, should always wear that jersey, even if it is not a Panthers jersey. 

16. Atlanta Falcons

I am still laughing at this one. Did you read her shirt? This has to be one of those moments when your wife allows you to stare at this babe's chest (to read her shirt) and not get mad.

I wonder how many men, all of sudden, had trouble reading. 

15. Buffalo Bills

If Buffalo wins more than two games this year, hooray. But since we all know that isn't going to happen, we have to find other reasons to admire Buffalo.

Why not check out their hot fans and the long legs that come with them?

14. Baltimore Ravens

I can just picture the boyfriend who took this photo asking her to pose with the Ravens logo.

Boyfriend: Honey, why don't you just take off your top and cover your boobs with the logo?

Girlfriend: No!

BF: Why not?

GF: Because you will post this all over your Facebook and MySpace.

BF: No I won't, I promise baby! As long as we are together, this photo will never become public.

GF: Okay!

The couple broke up two weeks after the photo shoot.

13. Cleveland Browns

Yep, that is definitely not an NFL size football in this picture. 

What? That is not what you are looking at? Oh, then what?

Nevermind, I just realized what you are looking at, the babe in the Jake Delhomme jersey. 

12. Cincinnati Bengals

This is not even fair. If this chick represents the entire Cincinnati fan base, then how is anyone going to top them?

Also, what is going on with her hands and why are they blocking the twins?

11. New England Patriots

If she wasn't a fan before, she has to be by now. Just think about it, she was once a Victoria's Secret model and now she is Tom Brady's wife staying at home to take care of their child so she has plenty of time to watch a football game.

The bottom line is that Gisele just skyrocketed the Patriots fan base into the 11th slot.

10. Green Bay Packers

Seriously?

Do I even have to talk for this one?

9. San Diego Chargers

I have visited San Diego, which is German for, well, if you saw the movie, you would know how that ends.

Back to the subject, Kendra represents a smoking hot fan bases out of Southern California. 

Now that she is married with a kid, she must not have enough time to shop because I thought LT was traded to the Jets. Oh well, she is so hot that no one would dare make a joke about her ensemble.

8. Houston Texans

If things are bigger in Texas, then the fans have certainly got it right in Houston.

7. Minnesota Vikings

What is the old saying?

Two is a couple, three's a crowd. I am going to go out on a limb here and change that saying up a bit.

Two is a couple, but three is every man's dream.

6. Miami Dolphins

Miami Dolphins fan base at No. 6?

That is what I was thinking when I made this list. How does the team with the hottest cheerleaders not have the hottest fans? They came close and let this not distract us from the picture to the left. Go ahead and admire the starting center for the fantasy Miami team!

5. New Orleans Saints

As a true New Orleans native, I have seen this with my own two eyes people. Yes, the women in New Orleans look this good. 

They have even more at the Superdome on Sundays, too.

4. Arizona Cardinals

Not that I am being biased, but is Larry Fitzgerald getting a little shorter?

3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

It is still kind of weird to not see a Florida based NFL team not in the top spot but once you check out the next two slides, my point will be made and I won't have to say anything else.

Side note: This chick is one of about a million hotties from Tampa Bay.

2. Philadelphia Eagles

It seems that there is something blocking the door from being closed. Oh wait, it is just a beautiful Eagles fan seducing every man that passes by the cafe. 

Good Job!

2. Philadelphia Eagles (Cont'd)

And one more for good measure.

1. Pittsburgh Steelers

I mean, I literally had to narrow my choices down to who would be No. 2 because Pittsburgh won this game easily.

I only have one word to say...Wow!

Pittsburgh Steelers (Cont'd)

Amazing!

Pittsburgh Steelers (Cont'd)

Exactly!