It's kind of disgusting how much Eagles fans love Riley Cooper.
Maybe it's cool to see a white guy at receiver running around the field with golden hair cascading from his helmet. Or maybe we're on to the next big thing because we're the most football-savvy fans in the world.
Either way, it's getting a little uncomfortable for me.
Cooper is going to make the team and maybe have 20 catches for a couple hundred yards and he might even find the endzone once or twice. Those aren't the kind of numbers to get me excited about a player.
Why should I get worked up about a player because he hustles, when I can focus my venom on players that frustrate the bullcrap out of me?
Out of the five players on this list, two are locks to make the team, but hopefully the other three stiffs get the pink slip on September 4.
Then again, a season filled with one-liners directed at these clowns could make a long season a little more tolerable.