College Football Rankings: Hottest Fanbases of the Pac 10
As the Pac-10 Conference transitions to the Pac-12 over the next 12-24 months (as opposed to adding every national power in the Midwest), they will be performing a reconstruction commonly known as a “facelift.”
For some of their campuses’ female fan bases, however, they are perfect just the way they are. Katy Perry reminds us that as far as gorgeous ladies are concerned, “nothing comes close to the Golden Coast,” and the Pac-10 does as good a job as any at hammering that point home.
We are going to examine what campuses across the pacific coastline truly have the most irresistible female fanatics, while also taking into account other factors such as being multi-faceted, as well as how the team itself performs in conjunction with its white hot supporters.
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Honorable Mention: Utah Utes
No, the Utah Utes are not participating in any Pac-10 action in 2010. Yes, these girls take your breath away.
Well deserving of an honorable mention, it appears that the Utes were not courted to improve the level of play in the conference, but in fact to help win the battle of the coeds with the always tough SEC and ACC.
Seeing a collection of girls this gorgeous makes you think of one beautiful and unique tidbit in the great state of Utah—they just may be Mormon. Sign me up for these three wives please.
10. California Bears
These female fans are passionate, they have tight flat stomachs, and they take the time and effort to paint up their bodies. They clearly take advantage of California’s beautiful weather and get plenty of exercise.
Frankly, they are just the kind of girls you’d love to talk sports with, take out with your boys without any drama, and ravage as soon as you get in the door after the night out.
The only issue here is that the Pac-10 is crammed with beautiful untouchables, while these girls make you feel as though you might have a legitimate chance at becoming their boyfriend.
In real life, that is an amazing luxury, but for this list, it appears Cal’s best “bearetes” are still left hibernating.
9. Oregon State Beavers
The Oregon State Beavers are not ninth of this list because the pictured alum Sara Jean Underwood is anything but drop-dead gorgeous. In fact, if it were solely based on looks she may be No. 1 on the list.
The issue is with the fact she’s a gorgeous blonde model; an advantage over the average sports fan in the stands that normally cannot be overcome. She is trained, primed, and put through a “hotness boot camp” to make sure she looks as perfect on print as possible. It’s simply not fair.
The Oregon State football program itself is not helping its cause here either. Their fan base may have been shoved up the list if they didn’t have just a 1964 share and a three-way 2000 share of Pac-10 titles to their name.
8. Washington Huskies
There's few things like beauty and sports passion colliding in the “Evergreen State.”
Couple this with a stud quarterback prospect in Jake Locker and 11 shared or individual Pac-10 titles tied to the football program and you have got yourself a solid contender.
The Huskies would be further up in the pecking order had there been a broader selection of heart-stopping photos available to display their female campus talent.
7. Arizona Wildcats
Ah, we finally arrive at the great state of Arizona, a place packed as tightly with beautiful young coeds as it is with recent east coast retirees.
These two lovely ladies are proud Wildcat supporters, donning a mixture of playful smiles, body paint, and revealing bikini tops. They even take the time to make a poor mascot feel like the king of the world for a day, and that’s just touching.
The problem is, they have always and will forever be second fiddle within their own state, so they can’t possibly be higher up the list of the entire west coast. The fact the Wildcats have just a 1993 Pac-10 title share to boast doesn’t help their cause either.
6. Washington State Cougars
I was left pleasantly surprised all-around with the research into the aptly named “Cougars” (as their coeds are sure to become them in later years). Not only did I stumble upon this beautiful fan, but they have more two Pac-10 titles since 1997—second only to the almost dominant USC.
What makes this Cougar fan so wonderful is that she’s gorgeous, she’s into sports, she can make a jersey as hot as lingerie, and she’s in the end zone (so you know she likes to score).
I’m a sucker for a great smile, nice eyes, a great body, and all brunettes in general—which puts this girl on the cusp of perfection.
5. Oregon Ducks
This Oregon Duck fanatic makes generic jeans so hot I guarantee she could even pull out the suddenly dreaded “jorts” trend. Her body is flawless, and she somehow makes that odd shoulder design of the Ducks jersey look appealing.
What makes this girl stand out so much aside from the obvious? She goes to Oregon, so you know she has a bad side. Oregon is as well-known lately for its suspensions and banning of star players as their success on the field (three Pac-10 titles since 2000 including last year).
If you’re looking for a girl to take home to mom, you better try Stanford or Cal, because these girls like bad boys and they don’t mind getting their hands dirty.
4. Stanford Cardinal
Remember when I said if you want wholesome, you should try Stanford? This girl sort of breaks that mold, as the only things keeping you from a peep show are the straps to the backpack carrying her astrophysics textbook.
This girl is hot, this girl loves the Cardinal, and this girl gets a 4.0 while looking like a 10.0. What could possibly be better than that? She can “help you study” and then literally help you study.
In this economy, most couples need duel incomes to get by, so why not pick a gorgeous sports lover who will probably be a CEO one day? Who knows, if you treat her well enough she may be your “sugar mama.”
3. UCLA Bruins
Saying UCLA has beautiful coeds is about as shocking as saying a Penn State linebacking core may just be a talented one. Though I’m not sure how this girl could ever fit into a Bruin’s shoulder pads, she certainly does love her UCLA athletics (as proudly displayed on her overstretched t-shirt).
She looks like Eva Longoria with Carmen Electra’s body, and she is looking at you as if to say “yes man who has no chance with me, I am VERY hot.” She is even offering up the head tilt that for dogs means confusion but for girls like this means “I want my hair to fall in the sexiest possible way.”
The Bruins’ 11 shared or individual Pac-10 titles coupled with their drool-provoking fan base cement them in the top three, and they should stay there for quite some time.
2. USC Trojans
They’re they’re perfect in every way, and Matt Leinart or Matt Barkley has been with every single one of them.
They may know about as much about football as Kristin from “The Hills,” but they sure know how to pretend by buying tight clothes with USC colors on them and drinking heavily before game time.
USC girls “care so much about the game action” that they don eye black to make sure the sun doesn’t impede them watching a 10-yard bubble screen on third down. They can name you the entire roster; well, at least the quarterback.
The Trojans’ astounding 26 Pac-10 titles should make them a shoe-in for number one on the list with these girls by their side, right? What am I thinking?
1. Arizona State Sun Devils
Listen, I know the best player to come out of ASU in my lifetime may just be the great Jake Plummer. I am aware they have only won three Pac-10 titles to USC’s 26, and they don’t have the GPA aid of a place like Stanford.
Frankly, I don’t give a damn. I’m a warm-blooded American man, and Arizona State Sun Devils fans make me want to sell my soul to Satan himself.
Well-known across the globe as having as hot of coeds as possible, ASU certainly knows how to recruit both males and females to campus. These ladies love the Sun Devils so much that they’re taking it to the open seas for all to see—while of course clad in obscene bikinis.
I may have east coast bias in virtually all other aspects of my life, but the Pac-10 deserves a standing ovation for its ability to produce as gorgeous a female as there is in the great United States of America.