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Start off by going to Google and searching with the terms "google chuck norris" (you can leave the quotes or remove them...Google doesn't care) hitting 'I'm Feeling Lucky". OK, now come back...

Humor: Top 100 Chuck Norris Facts

by bob mantz [HUMOR]

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Humor

August 02, 2008


Start off by going to Google and searching with the terms "google chuck norris" (you can leave the quotes or remove them...Google doesn't care) hitting 'I'm Feeling Lucky".

OK, now come back.

There is never the need for a reason to write about Chuck Norris.  But I didn't feel like writing, so I researched instead. Many sites claim to be the 'one' who started the joke but none really prove it.  For Random facts you can visit 4Q.   Enjoy, it's Saturday for God's sake:

The Top-100 Facts about Chuck Norris

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  1. Alan Bass 11 months ago

    haha nice

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  2. J. Michael Morris 11 months ago

    #70 is the finest piece of comedic art to enter my brain in months.

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    • bob mantz 11 months ago

      70 made me cry. #2 is comic genius too. Alot of these are really genius. The subject matter might keep them from getting the acolades they deserve - but genius. 65 is one of those incredibly stupid yet....

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    • J. Michael Morris 11 months ago

      You are correct, #2 certainly should not be overlooked and I think I may have taken #1 for granted because it was first and I wasn't sure what I was getting in to.

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  3. bob mantz 11 months ago

    I think Sean Connery was first to discover #1 in 'Medicine Man' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104839/

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  4. Thomas Brown 11 months ago

    whered u get this list?

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  5. Ads Mc 11 months ago

    Sorry, but 50* is by far the best....

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  6. ergh adhethy 10 months ago

    chuck noris can untangle a slinky

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  7. shopp kaak 7 months ago

    http://chucknorrism.com has lots many new funny facts about Mr. Norris the great.

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  8. hAruN B. 5 months ago

    -Chuck Norris once spited in Ukraine... we know the spit today as the " Chernobill Tragedy " ...
    -Bruce Lee is only man who defeate Chuck Norris but only at movie... because this Bruce Lee die young...
    -Chuck Norris dont believe in Panama chanell
    -Chuck Norris made new religgion called "ChuckRris"...followers of the relligion bellieve that they will faster come to heaven by kicking in head due roll kick of Chuck Norris...
    -Chuck Norris never eat ...never sleep and never ever piss...last person who saw him pissing was Michael Jacksoon

    I have more and more facts about him... :)

    /CoPkiller

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