Start off by going to Google and searching with the terms "google chuck norris" (you can leave the quotes or remove them...Google doesn't care) hitting 'I'm Feeling Lucky".
OK, now come back.
There is never the need for a reason to write about Chuck Norris. But I didn't feel like writing, so I researched instead. Many sites claim to be the 'one' who started the joke but none really prove it. For Random facts you can visit 4Q. Enjoy, it's Saturday for God's sake:





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Alan Bass 11 months ago
haha nice
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J. Michael Morris 11 months ago
#70 is the finest piece of comedic art to enter my brain in months.
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bob mantz 11 months ago
70 made me cry. #2 is comic genius too. Alot of these are really genius. The subject matter might keep them from getting the acolades they deserve - but genius. 65 is one of those incredibly stupid yet....
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J. Michael Morris 11 months ago
You are correct, #2 certainly should not be overlooked and I think I may have taken #1 for granted because it was first and I wasn't sure what I was getting in to.
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bob mantz 11 months ago
I think Sean Connery was first to discover #1 in 'Medicine Man' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104839/
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Thomas Brown 11 months ago
whered u get this list?
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bob mantz 11 months ago
I wrote them, freehand, by myself, drinking a shot of whiskey. Typed them into BR when I had the second shot.
http://reviews.ebay.com/Top-100-Chuck-Norris-Facts_W0QQugidZ10000000000690883
He's not the first nor the last to have the list.
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Ads Mc 11 months ago
Sorry, but 50* is by far the best....
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bob mantz 11 months ago
Partially why Jason Giambi grew a stache...
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ergh adhethy 10 months ago
chuck noris can untangle a slinky
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bob mantz 10 months ago
Nice!
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shopp kaak 7 months ago
http://chucknorrism.com has lots many new funny facts about Mr. Norris the great.
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bob mantz 7 months ago
How cool is it to have this become a person's iconic being?
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hAruN B. 5 months ago
-Chuck Norris once spited in Ukraine... we know the spit today as the " Chernobill Tragedy " ...
-Bruce Lee is only man who defeate Chuck Norris but only at movie... because this Bruce Lee die young...
-Chuck Norris dont believe in Panama chanell
-Chuck Norris made new religgion called "ChuckRris"...followers of the relligion bellieve that they will faster come to heaven by kicking in head due roll kick of Chuck Norris...
-Chuck Norris never eat ...never sleep and never ever piss...last person who saw him pissing was Michael Jacksoon
I have more and more facts about him... :)
/CoPkiller
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