We all know why you guys love looking at the beautiful women that date our professional athletes...and it's not the size of their brains.
Large or small, natural or fake, perky or...not so much: For some reason men have always had some obsession with breasts.
Humor columnist, Dave Barry, has said, "scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid."
Whether you believe that or not, you have to agree that women are very good at distracting men with our...um assets.
But how do women feel about them?
Here, we will get to know your favorite WAGs and what they have to say about Ta-Tas.
Excited? You should be.
Mandy Moore is the quintessential "girl next door" with her down-to-earth personality and wholesome looks. She first became famous with her music (Come on, guys. You know you remember "Candy.") and has since turned her attention to acting.
Moore was linked to tennis star Andy Roddick back in 2002, but the two broke up after two years. But don't revoke Mandy's WAG card just yet. Even though the starlet is now married to musician, Ryan Adams, she is a big fan of MMA and has even been called a "UFC groupie."
With Hollywood relationships usually having a short shelf-life, expect to see Mandy on the arm of someone a bit more intimidating than the scrawny rock star.
Mandy had to deal with growing up in the spotlight, and when discussing her developing body, she said, "My body is changing. I just got boobs, and now I have hips. I’m like a size 6 or 8 now, and I like the way I look. I’m proud of it."
We're proud of you too, Mandy.
Speaking of a "girl next door," Holly Madison is also on our list. Holly has been linked to MMA fighter, Josh Koscheck. Take it from a girl: Hugh Hefner to Josh Koscheck equals Upgrade!
We all know Holly from her show "The Girls Next Door," but she now has her own show on E! called "Holly's World." And it seems like breasts are a big part of that world.
Her friend and personal assistant, Angel, was having a birthday, so Holly did what any great boss would do: Give the girl a bonus...and we're not talking about a check.
That's right, boys. Holly bought Angel her own set of breast implants, and she seemed very pleased with herself saying, "It’s really exciting to be able to buy a friend a present that she’s super, super excited about.”
Way to share the love, Holly.
Eva Longoria is currently married to San Antonio Spurs' point guard Tony Parker, and they seem to be going strong.
Eva made her mark as a daytime starlet on The Young and the Restless, but she became a household name with her role as Gabrielle Solis on ABC's Desperate Housewives.
At only 5 feet 2 inches tall, this Texas native is little all over. And when asked about her small assets, she simply said, "I would much rather have a butt than boobs."
It's a good thing for her (and the male population) that she has a little bit of both.
Jessica Simpson came onto the scene as a pop music star, and while her talent may be questionable, we all certainly know and love her. Her marriage to boy band singer, Nick Lachey was closely scrutinized (The reality show didn't help), and she soon moved onto bigger and better things.
Jessica saw the light, and started dating someone who was a little less pretty but quite a bit more talented. Jess and Tony Romo were together for about two years, but he broke up with her just before her 29th birthday in 2009.
Not cool, Tony.
Since the breakup, Jess has been going strong despite heightened media attention regarding her weight. She has recently been dating former NFL player, Eric Johnson, and it seems that she has forgotten all about Tony whatshisname.
Jessica is known for her killer curves, and she describes them the way a girl would talk about a scarf or a pair of earrings saying, "At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."
We like them too, Jess.
Hilary Duff started young with her role on the Disney Channel's Lizzie McGuire and has since tried her hand at all aspects of entertainment. She released an album. She made some movies. And now she has entered the sports world...sort of.
Hilary started dating Mike Comrie of the Edmonton Oilers in 2007, and the two announced their engagement this year.
Duff has always had a squeaky-clean image, but she still thinks that she is sexy. She has been quoted saying, "You can be edgy without showing off your boobs."
I think I speak for most of the men reading this when I say, "Try it sometime."
Cameron Diaz is probably the most recognizable woman on our list, starring in several feature films and becoming a Hollywood darling. Guys love a hot tomboy, and Cameron fits the bill perfectly.
Diaz has dated some pretty famous people from Justin Timberlake to Jared Leto, but she has now decided to become a WAG. Cameron has been recently linked to the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez.
Cameron is known for being very blunt when interviewed, and it is no surprise that she has discussed her choice (or lack there of) of undergarments publicly.
"I'll stop smoking, I'll stop shopping and I'll wear a bra. People think I'm trying to make a fashion statement because I never wear a bra. It's really that I'm a tomboy at heart."
Keep doing what you're doing, Cameron.
English actress and lingerie model, Gemma Atkinson is best known for her sizable assets...oh and dating both Cristiano Ronaldo and Marcus Bent.
Gemma appears in many men's publications, raking in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women list as well as several others.
While Gemma likes the publicity, she feels that the world is only focused on one thing (well, maybe two): "All people ask about is boobs. It’s like the whole nation is obsessed with my boobs."
We are, Gemma.
Scarlett Johannson has made a name for herself as a talented actress and political activist. Even though she is now married to Ryan Reynolds, she was briefly linked to everybody's favorite playboy, Derek Jeter.
There is no doubt that Scarlett is a great actress, but it seems that her real talent is making men drool. Curvy by design, Scarlett could star in silent films, and she would hear no complaints from the male population.
Lucky for us, Scarlett embraces her figure and has been quoted saying, "I'm proud of my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles."
Yes, Scarlett, we all find your "girls" very charming.
Minka Kelly is best known for her role on Friday Night Lights, and it seems fitting that she is now dating a professional athlete. Kelly has recently started dating Derek Jeter, and reports say that a wedding is in the near future.
Given Jeter's track record, who knows if this will work out, but we're all here for you, Minka.
Minka has recently teamed up with Alyson Hannigan, Emily Deschanel, Kat McPhee, and Jaime King in a video for Funny Or Die called The Booby Scare promoting breast cancer awareness.
These five beauties have a slumber party and help each other with self breast exams.
Take a deep breath, boys.
Kendra tops our list with perhaps the most unique (and sexy) way to get some privacy. We know Kendra as Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend and star of "The Girls Next Door." Wilkinson recently married ride receiver Hank Baskett, and it seems that the paparazzi will not leave them alone.
Many celebrities have to come up with creative ways in which to avoid the paparazzi, from wearing big sunglasses to entering through the back door to clubs and restaurants.
Kendra has her own technique. She said, "I ask them politely to respect that we need some time alone. Or I just lift up my shirt. It's too expensive to blur boobs."
With the recent state of the economy, why spend the money?