I'd like to know what bet these clowns lost.
I'd also like to know where one buys a fake bird nose, and if either individual has any self-respect.
Those questions may seem obvious, but I will never have a definitive answer.
I guess that means I should move on to figuring out if Riley Cooper is going to beat out Hank Baskett for the No.4 receiver spot.
Well, that doesn't really intrigue me a whole lot either because I doubt if either player is going to provide a big enough impact this year to make me lose sleep over the decision.
In fact, there are few answers I actually care about coming out of training camp and the preseason games.
The five questions I have can't be answered until this show gets on the road. And even then it may take about until week eight for us to get all of the asnwers.