With the growing popularity of "Cody", Ted DiBiase Jr. himself decided to buy himself a set, a camera crew, and all other necessities needed for a successful television show. Unfortunately for Ted, he is the only person on this ENTIRE EARTH that doesn't know that he has the personality of a three-toed sloth. Let's see how this train wreck unfolds....
Narrator: "Ted" was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Narrator: NOW! Give it up for your favorite trust fund baby, Ted DiBiase!
Crowd: *thunderous applause*
Ted then walks out with Maryse on his arm onto the set in an Louis Vuitton suit and a "million-dollar smile".
Ted: Ahhh, it smells it like money in here! How are you lower-class people doing today?
Today we have my good friend and star of the hit series "Cody", Cody Rhodes!
Maryse: Ted! Ahem. *sticks out palm*
Ted: Oh right, here you are. *places rubberband full of money in Maryse's hand*
Maryse: *kisses cheek*
Ted: Before we bring out my guest, we have a segment called: "I pick one of you to do something embarrassing and you might win some money!"
Crowd: *cricket, cricket*
Director: Flash the applause card!
Ted: Who wants to win some money today?
Ted: I know! How about you little boy?
Little Boy: *shakes head*
Ted: What's your name little boy?
Little Boy: Amani.
Ted: Well, Amani, if you can bounce this ball 10 times, i'll give 200 dollars!
Ted: Ready, Set, Go!
Amani: *bounces ball*
Ted: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...OH! *trips*
Ted: I'm sorry Amani, you weren't able to bounce it 10 times.
Ted: Now into the next segment...
Audience Member: Hey! *walks up on stage*
Ted: Who are you?!
Audience Member: I'm the kid that your father did that crap to back in the day! Remember me? I'm not letting you do that to my son!
Ted: Security! Security!
Audience Member: Get Over Here!
Ted: Aaaah! *hides behind Maryse*
Maryse: *puts hand in face* Excusez-moi grand homme, mais vous n'allez pas à mettre la main sur mon copain!
Audience Member: What?
Security: C'mon buddy let's go!
Audience Member: I will have my vengeance......and 200 dollars!
Ted: Phew! Glad that's over! Now, to bring out my guest for today, the star of the hit show, "Cody", Cody Rhodes!
Ted: Cody Rhodes!
Then, Cody's music hits....and someone that's not Cody emerges!
Hornswoggle: Ha Ha Ha! *runs around set*
Hornswoogle: *runs under Maryse's dress*
Ted: *grabs Horny*
Hornswoogle: *bites Ted and runs out*
As Horny ran out, a note was left behind...
"Haha Ted! You actually thought I would come on your lame show? Enjoy your rabies shots!
- 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes"
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